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Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Catfight Report Internet Magazine - (April 2010 Edition - Volume 4)

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VOLUME 4


This Month in Double Trouble Wrestling
Featuring:
Goldie Blair




Want to purchase some wrestling matches that include the busty and British bombshell Goldie Blair?

The Catfight Report has identified 11 female vs female wrestling matches listed involving Goldie Blair with Double Trouble thus far. Here they are!

Goldie Blair vs Cheryl Rusa
Goldie Blair vs Shannan Leigh
Goldie Blair vs Tylene Buck
Goldie Blair vs Jewell Marceau
Goldie Blair vs Tanya Danielle
Goldie Blair vs Nicole Moore
Goldie Blair vs JC Marie
Goldie Blair vs Hollywood
Goldie Blair vs Francesca Le
Goldie Blair vs Hollywood vs Christine Dupree vs Tanya Danielle
Goldie Blair vs Tanya Danielle & Goldie Blair vs Hollywood

Want to see what else Double Trouble offers?

Visit their website:
Double Trouble Wrestling


Catfight Report Exclusive Interview:
Lana Kinnear
(aka Lana Starr)


Lana Starr. A star indeed!

Or, at least in the Catfight Report's opinion, a star that should have been.

Tell us with a straight face what Lana Kinnear doesn't have that Rena Mero, Trish Stratus, and others before and after her possessed that Lana doesn't?

Luck maybe?   Ok.   We will give you that.

Anyone that watched Lana in the WOWE (Women of Wrestling Entertainment) promotion knows what I mean. She had a very nice aggressive streak in the ring, was very athletic, and was always very calm, composed, and control on the microphone.

And..........extremely sexy to boot.

If you have been wondering where Lana has been all these years, just like we have, hopefully you will enjoy this interview as much as we did.

Catfight Report Interview Questions with Lana Kinnear:
(Lana Starr)


1. I want to start off by saying I loved the Lana Starr character in WOWE.

Honestly, you were the main reason I tuned in. Personally, I would have loved to see your bad girl character get more clean wins, but you win some and you lose some. How do you feel about the way they used your character? What did they do well and what could they have done better in your opinion?

LANA KINNEAR: Thanks! I'm happy with how they used my character but I wish I appreciated Lana Star as much then as I do now. I would be so behind and involved with that character if it was now. I also would have spoken up more when it came to matches and added more moves, etc. I think Lana Star was underestimated by people when it actually came to the ring! LOL.

2. What was the backstage like in WOW? Surely, the females there had to be jealous of the extremely sexy and catty Lana Kinnear! :) Did any catfights or any "almost" catfights take place or occur?

LANA KINNEAR: The funny thing is the people you probably thought there would have been drama or cattiness directed, there wasn't, whereas it was actually the people you least expected who had the most drama........and there was a lot. I was so in and out. I did my job and didn't really hang with anyone socially. I didn't really get involved in anything.

3. Tell us about Lana in real life. If you got in a real catfight, would you be a pushover, or someone not to mess with? A follow up on this, are you trained in any fighting disciplines and have you had any catfight encounters in the past you would be willing to spill the beans on?

LANA KINNEAR: In real life I have been in a few fights when I was newly on the club scene. I remember one time being at a club in a rubber dress, high heels, and giant blonde hair and a chick in jeans and sneakers started something with me thinking I would be a pushover.

I think she was really surprised when she was laying out cold on the cement. I'm not a scratcher or slapper I'm a puncher,kicker and choker or I should say I was. That was a long time ago I wouldn't even give some one the time of day now to be able to make me that mad.

Lana Kinnear? Pushover?
"Knockout" is more like it.


4.  If you had absolute total creative control over your wrestling character, would you be a good girl or a bad girl, and what kind of finishing moves and pyschology would you exhibit against your hapless opponents?

LANA KINNEAR: I would be a bad girl for sure and I would be Lana Star to the extreme. Except, I might pretend everyone is my friend and then when they least expect it turn on them. :)

5. How would you compare the female wrestling business vs acting or doing other activities? If the money was good enough in female wrestling and combat, how far would you go? For instance, if the money was right, would you do more scripted stuff like you do now? Conversely, would you wrestle for real, or box, or participate in MMA bouts if the money was there?

LANA KINNEAR: Acting and modeling are great with acting you get residuals and you are covered with great health insurance so it's better in that sense, but absolutely, if the money was right, I would do those other things! I love activities where I can be paid to let my aggressions out.

6. There are many fans out there, male and female alike, that get a sexual rise from watching female wrestling and combat. How aware are you of this very large genre of fans, and what is your opinion personally of this phenomenon?

LANA KINNEAR: I think it's great. To each there own and I'm sure it keeps a lot of female wrestlers in jobs. :)

7.   NAME ASSOCIATIONS

Ok Lana. This is where we put you on the spot. We are going to name off 10 girls that your name has been associated with throughout your career. If you faced each of these 10 girls, in a one on one REAL wrestling match, submission only, how would you fare against each of these 10?

Also, list what move/s you would employ to make them submit to you if you think you would win.

From WOWE:

1. Bronco Billie (Lisa Danielle)
I'm not sure I think she still wrestles so maybe she's really good now so I'll say she will probably win

2.  Summer (Bobbi Billiard)
I like Bobbi but I think she had some problems with her neck so I'll say I would win and I would just choke her out

3.  Sandy (Tamie Sheffield)
I like Tamie too she's a scraper but I just don't think she would be into it anymore and would probably let me win so I'll go with surfboard haha

4.  Riot (April Littlejohn)
I think she's still doing stunts so if she can smash through glass and run through fire she would probably win

5.  Ice Cold (Inga Waggoner)
I'll say I would win. That will probably make her mad.  LOL. Camel clutch!

Lana Star - Real Wrestler?
Is it possible?

From Wrestlelicious:

I hate answering these because I might still have to work with them. I'll just say all of them because they are mostly super experienced and it's their career. I'll just write something about each of them. You guys will just have to deal with it!

6.  Charlotte (Amber O'Neal)
She was a really sweet person when I met her

7.   Lacey Von Erich
Lacey rocks!

8.   Amber Lively (Madison Rayne)
I don't really remember

9.   Glory - (Christie Ricci)
definitely she would win

10. Autumn Frost (Jennifer Blake)
Pretty girl and cute costume I also thought she was a fantastic wrestler

8.   In your opinion........what do you think needs to take place for the females in the wrestling and female combat business to overtake the men as the top draw? In your view, what needs to take place to make this happen, what changes would you employ, and do you think this is a viable question and assertion?

LANA KINNEAR: The only way that would ever happen is if networks were controlled by women and if wrestling promotions were run 100% by women. I don't know how viable the question is as wrestling and combat have been this way since the beginning.

9.  If you could pick 5 girls in the world that you would like to either:

A. Wrestle in a real match
B. Box or Catfight
C. Slap the taste out their mouth
D. Perform a scripted wrestling, boxing, catfighting match with them

Please name who these 5 girls would be, and which of the alphabetical options above you would choose to employ against them.  :)

LANA KINNEAR: Trish Stratus and Sable would be (D). I could get a lot of publicity from that and credibility if I did a good match. Pamela Anderson would be (A) as it would be easy and I think she would be fun and also good publicity.  Tila Tequila (C) because really who doesn't want to LOL. And, Paris Hilton (B) because "that's hot".

10. Please fill Catfight Report fans on any neat or interesting tidbits we might have missed and please let Catfight Report fans know about all your upcoming projects and all the places they can find and connect with you on the internet.

LANA KINNEAR: You can see me on Wrestlicious playing Malibu Mckenzie.  Also, check out my website http://www.absolutelana.com or http://www.twitter.com/TheMalibu

THANK YOU LANA KINNEAR!


Be sure to visit Lana on the web:
Lana Kinnear's Main Website - Click Here
Lana Kinnear on Twitter - Click Here


WEIRD!
HOT!
AND SEXY!

How does "Weird, Hot, and Sexy" relate to female vs female combat?

Find out right now!



FORGET WHAT YOU KNEW
ABOUT PHOENIX WRESTLING!
The Phoenix Wrestling Federation Just Got A Little More Dangerous!

This is the announcement that we have been holding back!

Phoenix Wrestling and our colleagues at WAW Wrestling have joined forces to bring to you our official expansion to the WEST COAST!

PHOENIX WRESTLING WEST COAST DIVISION

You heard that right!
We now officially have a presence in the great state of California!!

Not only have we made our mark, but we have put together a fantastic roster of wrestlers that we have recruited from different aspects of the sports entertainment industry. 

(STJ Wrestling, HittheMat, SmashBamPow, SleeperkidsWorld, etc.)


Our list of lovely ladies include:


Nicole Oring
Flame
Demonica

Helena Petrova

Kharma

Cali Logan
Diana Knight
Liz Lightspeed
Akira Lane
Olympia Kelly
"The Assassin" Ariel X
Michelle Taylor
Natalie Minx
Tanya DeMarco
 

Shannon Kelly
Emily Addison



AND for the first time ever,,,thanks to our new friends at W.A.W....

ALL of our content and customs will be shot in a PRO WRESTLING RING (bout time, huh?)

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!

We have changed our website into a Video on Demand Central

Now for just $9.99 per month you can view all FULL LENGTH on our website AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT ,,,UNLIMITED ACCESS

If you want to download the match for your personal collection,,,only $9.99 regardless of length of video

PREMIUM MEMBERS CAN WATCH IT ALL IN HD UNLIMITED FOR $19.99 PER MONTH

And of course, just like our East Coast Chapter we will have our own:

PWF WORLD CHAMPION
PWF US CHAMP
PWF HARDCORE CHAMP
PWF WEST COAST CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP

So get your ideas together for your own custom:

One-Sided Matches (Squash Matches)
Back and Forth
Handicapped Matches
Tag Team Matches

Go to our new and improved, revamped, redesigned membership site @
http://www.phoenixwrestlingnyc.com

FORGET WHAT YOU KNEW
ABOUT PHOENIX WRESTLING!
AND HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS!!!!!!



What do you get when you combine real female wrestling, nude women, and a stipulation that the winner will dominate and humiliate the loser sexually after defeating them?

The answer?

Ultimate Surrender!

Ultimate Surrender is a company like you have never seen before. And, many of the girls you already "know" wrestle there. Don't believe me? Chances are you are familiar with at least 1 or 2 of the blazing hot females below:

The Ultimate Surrender Roster:

Adrianna Nicole
Alexa Von Tess
Ally Ann
Alexa Von Tess
Amber Rayne
Ami Emerson
Angela Stone
Angelica Saige
Anna Mills
Annie Cruz
Ariel X
Ashley Jane
Ava Devine
Avy Lee Roth
Bella Rossi
Bobbi Starr
Bree Barrett
Brix
Brooke Bound
Calico
Carly Parker
Christina Aguchi
Christina Carter
Chyna White
Claire Adams
Claire Dames
Coffee Brown
Crimson Ninja
Cynthia Pendragon
Dana DeArmond
Darling
Delilah Strong
Devi Lynne
Dia Zerva
Dragon Lily
Dylan
Faye Runaway
Gwen Diamond
Harmony
Hollie Stevens
Holly Heart
Holly Wellin
Isis Love
Jade Marxxx
Janay
Jayden Cole
Jenni Lee
Jennifer Dark
Jenya
Jessica Sexin
Jessie Cox
Jolene
Julie Night
Justine Joli
Karrlie Dawn
Kat
Kayla Paige
Keeani Lei
Kiki
Kirra Lynne
Krissy Lynn
Krystal Main
Kylie Worthy
LeiLani Li
Lola
Lorena Sanchez
Lucy Lee
Lyla Lei
Lynn Dumaire
Madison Young
Maggie Mayhem
Melissa Lauren
Mellanie Monroe
Mika Tan
Miss Brooke
Monica Morales
Naudia Nyce
Nicole Scott
Nina
Paris Kennedy
Penny Play
Pinky Lee
Princess Donna Dolore
Rain DeGrey
Ryan Keely
Sabrina Fox
Safari
Samantha Sin
Sammie Rhodes
Sarah Blake
Sarah Jane Ceylon
Sasha Lexing
Satine Phoenix
Savannah West
Shannon Kelly
Sinn Sage
Smokie Flame
Sophia
Stacey Cash
Syd Blakovich
Sydnee Capri
Tara Lynn Fox
Tawni Ryden
Thea Marie
Tia Ling
Toni Benz
Tory Lane
Trina Michaels
Vai
Vendetta
Wenona
Winter Sky
Xana Starr
Yana Jordan
Yellow Kitty

Wow!

Pretty amazing list of female wrestlers right there.

Here are some of the rules from the Ultimate Surrender website:

Brief Description:

Ultimate Surrender is a very competitive female on female wrestling site. Wrestlers wrestle, to put their opponents into submission holds, and holds that make their opponent helpless. While helpless the wrestler in control earns (style) points by fingering and fondling the helpless wrestler, the helpless wrestler earns (shame) points at the same time. Style and shame points follow a wrestlers career, on their permanent record. The winner decides how loser gets fucked in the last round.

Ultimate Surrender's Prime Directive:

All submission attempts will be done is a slow and steady manner. (i.e. If you have your opponent in a back breaker you will pull back slowly for submission. If you have leg scissors on, you will squeeze slowing for the submission) Failure to do this can result in severe injury. Any injury due to not following this rule will get a wrestler disqualified for the match, and possibly banned from US.

The following is not permitted from the female participants:

- NO ANGER OR RAGE: Sportsmanship and respect to your opponent will be shown at all times. We are here to have fun.
- NO punching, biting, pinching, choking, hair pulling, hitting, slapping, kicking.
- NO standing.
- NO arm bars, bending of arms, wrists, fingers, feet, knees, and legs to get a submission.
- KEEP laughing, and, giggling, to a minimum. This is a serious competition.
- The Wrestler on bottom cannot lock her own hands or wrists as a defensive stalling move.

A wrestler on her back can not lock her legs around her opponent in a stalling maneuver to keep her opponent from "moving up the body" However the wrestler on her back can lock the legs and go for a maneuver to gain control. If no control is gained the lock must be removed after 5 seconds.

Interested?

How can you not be?

Visit Ultimate Surrender right now:
The Ultimate Surrender Website


What's New with Missy Hyatt?


Go to her website and find out!

Missy Hyatt's website has:

- Over 13,000 photos of Missy Hyatt, Tammy Sytch, Francine from ECW, Daffney from TNA, Kristi Myst from XPW; female wrestlers Malia Hosaka and April Hunter, ECW’s Beulah McGillicutty and Lady Alexandra, and many more!

Probably $100's of dollars for all of this right?

Wrong!

All this is only $9.99 (or less) per month!!

Wow!

Join right now:
Missy Hyatt's Website


PRESENTING:
EXTREME FEMDOOM (ARTWORK AND COMMENTARY)
by Mr. Julius

Extreme Femdoom is a series of funny and erotic fantasy cartoons that features vicious CATFIGHTING and/or sadistic FEMDOM. It's line-up consists of a group of a barefoot, well-endowed females, as well as other known characters, both real and imaginary.

The matches generally take place at our main site:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/efbikiniwars

Some pictures of Mr. Julius's work:


Group members are the ones who VOTE on the outcome of each match and all other match stipulations. The WINNER(S) of each match gets to do WHATEVER they want to the LOSER(S).........as it could sexual or otherwise.

The matches and femdom sessions are FANTASY BASED and the combatants can be either clothed, semi-nude or nude. The dialogue is extremely racy and the violence level is sometimes extremely graphic.

Pics from older matches can be found at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/efclassics

My second main site is:
http://www.myspace.com/extremefemdoom2009

The 2nd site features several pics from my groups and gives people a chance to know the man behind all this madness.......MR. JULIUS.

The stars of the E.F. (Extreme Femdoom) are as follows:

1. LITTLE SHEILA aka THE BAREFOOT DIVA or SLAVEGIRL is considered to be the best female wrestler in the entire world. She also JOBS for many of the other girls.

2. MISS TONYA aka THE BAREFOOT GODDESS is Sheila's cousin and best friend and her most notorious rival in the ring. She is Sheila's personal ASIAN dominatrix.

3. QUEEN SHEBA aka THE BAREFOOT BRAT or BITCH is Sheila's little sister who loves to dominate and destroy anyone who gets in her way WITH RUTHLESS ABANDONMENT. She's the group's ENFORCER and harbors desire towards her own big sister.

4. ULTIMATE AMY aka TRIPLE B (BLOND, BULLY IN BOOTS) is Sheila's older cousin and the girls' biggest threat. She loves to inflict pain and humiliation on both Sheila and Tonya. Sheba is Amy's most hated enemy.

5. JOHNNY is the only MALE of the group. The girls' use and abuse him like a SLAVE. He has sexual relationships with most of the girls. He has his own yahoo group where he turns the tables on the girls and DESTROYS AND HUMILIATES THEM!!!!!! Tonya is currently Johnny's "wife".

My ultimate goal is to bring Extreme Femdoom to the big screen or small screen so if there are any movie or cable PRODUCERS out there, who want to take a chance, on a sure fire money making venture, please e-mail at femdoom_2008@yahoo.com or at mrjulius_fearme@yahoo.com

Please note that all characters are copyrighted and that I'm available for CUSTOM ART PIECES involving your favorite female celebrities.    Email me for pricing and information!


Ladies!
Want to film a custom wrestling match with Michelle Collier?
Now accepting bookings with industry females!

FANS!

Want to suggest a custom match involving Michelle?
Contact Michelle directly through her website:


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