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Friday, January 1, 2010

The Catfight Report Internet Magazine (January 2010 Edition - Volume 1)

VOLUME 1

THIS MONTH IN DOUBLE TROUBLE WRESTLING:
Featuring:   Christina Carter



Christina Carter is one of those females that males love and females just seethe in jealously over.   The bottom line is that this woman is "built".  Christina has a very sexy body and big bountiful breasts that she simply savors using against her hapless opponents.

Christina Carter is starring into 2 new Double Trouble movies this month and the Catfight Report got to take a sneak peek at both of these releases.

SNOWFALL
Christina Carter vs Hollywood



Legendary comics creator George Perez has teamed with Double Trouble Wrestling to produce a series called the "Sisterhood of Superheroines".   As they put it on the Double Trouble website.........these stories go WAY beyond those comic books you remember from the past!  

The claim is absolutely true.    The first thing that blows you away with the video is the richness and detail of the HQ quality.   Snowfall starts out with a masked man talking on a cell phone to a woman called "The Heroine Stalker".    He wants her to join his cartel as he is having trouble taking down a certain heroine with icey powers................aptly named "The Snow Queen".

The Heroine Stalker must travel to the Snow Fortress to track The Snow Queen down and neutralize her ice powers so that they can be used for the furtherance of evil.    Since the location of the Ice Fortress is unknown............it is decided that "The Snow Queen" must be lured into a cold blooded trap.............

"The Snow Queen" (Christina Carter) is drawn out (we won't tell you how) and "The Heroine Stalker" (Hollywood) finally gets to face off against her prey in the Ice Fortress!  The shocked and disgraced Snow Queen fell perfectly into the sexy villian's trap!

The Heroine Stalker uses a device to neutralize the Snow Queen's powers and now the busty superheroine is on par with the average human.  The only thing that can happen now is a one on one catfight to determine who the better woman is.

- Can the Snow Queen defeat the Heroine Stalker and save her powers?

- Or will the Heroine Stalker defeat the Snow Queen and deliver on her promise?

What we can tell you is that there is a very one-sided beating and a clear winner emerges in this special effect filled fantasy tale.    There are tons of punches, slaps, and even a lot of groin busting in this very nicely produced wrestling clip.

Fans of Hollywood and Christina Carter can give them kudos for another outstanding clip.

Purchase this movie at the link below and tell us what you think!

PURCHASE SNOWFALL

SMASHING PUMPKINS
Christina Carter vs Goldie



The title of this movie is "Smashing Pumpkins".    You gotta see it to believe it!    This is a scripted video, but these two women really make some of the punches look realistic!

Hence, the title of the video.   However, this has nothing to do with Halloween.   The pumpkins that are being smashed in this video are not the orange kind that you make pumpkin pie out of.    No, No!

These two women brutalize each other's huge pumpkins for 24 minutes in a battle of great big breasts.   The video starts off with Christina and Goldie very roughly smashing and crashing their boobs together in a breast battle in the center of the ring.

Both women trade punches to the breasts throughout the clip and there is a lot of boob squeezing, belly stomping, breast smothering, and a whole lot more.

If you are a fan of sexy females with large sexy breasts...........this video will put a grin on your face.   

Especially when it's "in your face" in HQ quality.    A clear winner emerges at the end of this 24 minute battle as one woman mounts the other one, presses her gigantic breasts into her face, and then while straddling her victim, the winner smothers her out totally and completely as the match is ended.

The winner then flexes her muscles for the camera as she stands up and says:

"Easy".    "She thought she had me but all I did was wear her down".

Truer words have never been spoken! 

The winner then stands with her foot on the smothered out woman's chest as she poses for a while until the video goes off the air.

Purchase this movie at the link below and tell us what you think!

PURCHASE SMASHING PUMPKINS


Ex-Playmate Louise Glover in big trouble over female vs female catfight-beatdown



There are not many women in the world that can boast the beauty that Louise Glover possesses.   This ex-Playboy British import might look like she is the type that "can be" pushed around.    However, if you believe reports..........that is most certainly not the case in this particular instance!

A lady by the name Maxine Hardcastle (daughter of former pop star Paul Hardcastle) would probably suggest otherwise.   (If you look around google, Maxine is quite the looker herself.)

Maxine was the victim of a vicious attack by Louise because reports claim that Maxine was giving “inappropriate looks” towards Louise's husband back in 2007 during a night out in Brighton England.

Reports claim that Louise Glover absolutely lost it and punched Maxine squarely in the face.   Louise then ripped Maxine up by her hair and punched her once more.    After ripping out clumps of Maxine's hair, Louise then bashed her face against the toilet over 10 times and dislocated her nose as she tried to drown her in the toilet.    Maxine's blood was literally everywhere.

Maxine Hardcastle had the following to say about the event:

"There was blood everywhere. Then she tried to put my head in the toilet. I walked out and everybody was screaming.  "Most of my hair was gone. My nose was on the other side of my face. I looked like I had tomato ketchup all over me."

Ms Hardcastle said she knew her nose was broken and feared she would drown if her head was shoved into the toilet.

“I was on my knees and I couldn't get up,” she said.  "I remember thinking I couldn't breathe through my nose because of the blood. If she puts my head in the toilet I am not going to be able to breathe."

Hardscastle was covered in blood and suffered a broken nose, facial bruising, hair loss and scratches on her arms and legs reports claim.

It was reported on December 24th that Louise Glover was convicted for assault in this case and that she fainted in the courtroom after the verdict and started screaming hysterically.   Reports claim that the judge was to "keep all sentencing options option" for the sexy starlet.

"My nose was on the other side of my face," Hardcastle told the courtroom. "It wasn't in the middle of my face anymore. It was completely on one side."

Louise Glover claimed Maxine's injuries came from the stall door being kicked in and claimed she ripped out the deejay's hair and "whacked" her only in self-defense.

However, the jury has spoken on this case, and it looks like Louise will be doing some well deserved time if the reports are true and she was not acting in self-defense.

At this time of this posting we have found no mention of the incident on Louise's website or myspace blog.



THE FIRST LADY OF WRESTLING
Missy Hyatt


   Still Wrestling.   Still Sexy.   
And looking to reconnect with old and new fans.
Give her a visit:
Visit Missy Hyatt's Website



A NEW DWW STAR ON THE HORIZON?



If this is your first time laying eyes upon this gorgeous female, let us be the first to introduce you.

Her name:  Luna
Height - 5'7"

Weight - 145lbs
Finishing Maneuver of Choice:
   
The Facesit


Take a good look at Luna.    Does she remind you of anyone?    She reminds us here at the Catfight Report "a lot" of Hollywood superstarlet Megan Fox.  

So if you have ever had a fantasy regarding Megan Fox wrestling...........Luna is not only an acceptable substitute.............but might even be better than watching Megan herself!    Luna is young, strong, sexy, very confident, and for a newcomer..........she has been a dominating force on the mats thus far at the time of this publication.

She literally is the "Next Big Thing" at DWW and we implore you to give her a look!

Keep in mind this is 100 Percent real wrestling!

How to find Luna's Videos:

1.  Open the link below in a new tab:
Danube Women's Wrestling Website

2.   Click on the "DWW Movies" icon

3.   At the top of the page, now click the "Search" button that has the little Magnifying Glass in the icon.

4.   In the "Fighters" search box type in "Luna".

5.   Purchase and Enjoy!    Be sure to leave a review when you are finished!


New things to look for from the Catfight Report in 2010.

- Polls -  will be more meaningful.   We are only going to do polls when both females agree to the poll and when there is a possibility we can get some type of matchup between the two women.    Stay tuned for
more updates on this.

- Interviews - will continue on in 2010.    We will continue to find females that we think would make for good interview subjects regarding their views and participation in catfights, female wrestling, female combat, and the like.

- Reviews - We will continue to take a look at the industry and the people who make all of this possible.

- Wrestling Challenges - We will showcase select females on the website who would be willing to wrestle each other real or scripted  for "X" amount.    If we get enough commitments from fans up to the stated amounts than we have ourselves a matchup!    Meow!

- Classifieds and Promotion - We are striving to help get the word out on this genre.   We are looking to work with distributors, website owners, writers, females that are in the industry, and all of you that are associated with this genre that have something to say or something to sell.

The Catfight Report at this time is still a very small project.    The amazing thing is that we have only been around for a year and a half and we have a stockpile of fantastic interviews from some of the best names in this business.     We are just getting started.

Hopefully, you will continue to visit in 2010.   With your support we can do much.

- Johnny Ringo -

Want to advertise in this Internet Magazine?
Have questions, comments, or ideas?
Email me!
catfightreport@hotmail.com
attn:   Johnny Ringo

Visit the Deluxe sponsors of the Catfight Report:
Double Trouble Wrestling



Thursday, November 26, 2009

Introducing the Catfight Report Internet Magazine! (a classifieds and commentary service)

 
THE CATFIGHT REPORT INTERNET MAGAZINE
For fans - Your monthly subscription cost?
$0

The Catfight Report
is always seeking ways to help promote and sustain the female combat community.

Services like facebook and myspace have made it great to connect with other like minded fans. But, since there are millions of fans out there, it's extremely hard to connect with all of them.

The Catfight Report Internet Magazine is simply another way to try to reach the existing and new fan base that is most certainly "out there".

The magazine will debut on January 1st 2010  and will run on the 1st of every month and will be promoted throughout the month. 

The magazine will be in blog post form and will be promoted throughout the internet on associated mediums.

*Packages updated and current as of December 28th 2009 with the exception of Double Trouble Wrestling who was grandfathered in on the old packages.*

The Catfight Report Internet Magazine is targeted to:


- Catfight fans
- Female Wrestling fans
- Female Boxing fans
- Female Fighting fans
- Anyone who enjoys females in combat

Those who could benefit from this magazine service:

- fans that want to place advertisements to buy or sell catfight related merchandise
- fans that want to try their hand at article writing or critique
- female catfighters, boxers, fighters, and wrestlers who want to keep their fans updated on new developments, appearances, and video releases
- female combat related video producers who want to keep fans updated on new developments and video releases
- female combat related websites
- females who want to arrange catfights or female wrestling matches with other females
- fans or producers that want to solicit widespread contributions for custom matches that producers offer
- those who want to experiment in getting more fans to their pages. (main website, youtube, facebook, myspace, etc)
with the low cost, you can target individual campaigns for each throughout the year and see what works.
- fans that want to place ads to date like minded individuals with similar tastes.
- fans and producers alike can make public service announcements on useful, interesting, or important information.
- be creative.   What else?

MONTHLY CLASSIFIEDS AD OPTIONS:
(half-price on all prices if the Catfight Report is your affiliate)

- $25 per month for a classified ad
includes one free link, photo or banner, and video embed if desired. It's $10 for each additional picture, link, or embed added and it's 500 words maximum.

- $25 per month for your own article, commentary, press release, advertorial, or etc.
you can insert your own affiliate based advertising in the piece if you wish, just send us the code. 500 words maximum. If you go past 500 words, simply link the rest to your own website, or somewhere else where your article is hosted as this is preferred to get you more clicks from this piece.

- $25 to submit your catfight story or artwork
500 words maximum. You can have the end of the story link to the rest of the story at your website.

and for those of you who are really serious...........
The Deluxe Package 
(for distributors, female wrestlers, and authorized resellers)

- we will write 1 review a month on your current and/or past matches and include the review in the magazine with a direct link to the web page where you can have customers purchase.  Since you are paying for the reviews, you can proof the reviews before we publish if desired.

- If you will send us a non-nude introductory video of the match you want reviewed (1 to 2 min) for video sharing sites, we will post the video on high traffic video websites with a link to our review and embed the same video in our classifieds review piece as well. (which then links to your site for purchase)

- we post your latest updates every month with links and pictures

- we will interview 1 girl from your company as a thank you when you come on as a deluxe advertiser. We will interview 3 girls for clients who pay yearly over the course of the year.  
(video preferred for maximum exposure)


- We will have a permanent link on the main sidebar of the Catfight Report under the links section for your website  (stays as long as you remain an advertiser and/or link back to us)

- if you have a facebook fan page, we will suggest your page to our friends.   We will do the same with your other networks and promote you to the maximum and we ask you do the same for us when possible.

- A link to your website will appear in all of our posts, during the months in which you are paid, on the Catfight Report.    This offers great short and long term value.

- Once the magazine is posted on the 1st of every month, we then promote the magazine across the internet on our myspace, facebook, and twitter networks.    We also post the link to the magazine on female combat related message boards and post to over 200 female combat and female wrestling related yahoo groups along with other places as well.

- Your price locks for 3 years if you pay for a full year up front. Even as we grow, and our costs go up, and the number of places we post goes up, and so on, your pricing will stay the same if you choose to renew in years 2 and 3.  Only available to the first 5 Deluxe customers.    (4 spots left)

Price: $100 per month or $1000 per year

I honestly feel like this is a low cost opportunity with a big current and future upside.  

How many videos or memberships would you have to sell to get your investment back?

Please contact me soon and let me know if you want to be a part of this!

If you would like information on advertising on the Catfight Report website, or if you have questions, concerns, or some really good ideas, please email us.

catfightreport@hotmail.com
attn:   Johnny Ringo

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Fans!   Don't want to advertise but want to receive this list each month?    Send us an email above or simply subscribe to the RSS feed here on the Catfight Report or simply become a fan of one of our online networks.   (facebook, myspace, twitter, etc)

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