Sarah Palin vs Hillary Clinton
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Sarah Palin Merchandise and Apparel
Even though the 4th of July has just passed it does not mean that we cannot create some fireworks!
Sarah Palin is making waves in the mainstream as she just stepped down as governor of Alaska. The indications are most likely clear. Sarah Palin will be running for president in 2012.
Hillary Clinton lost her bid for the presidency in 2008 to one Barack Obama. Since she is enmeshed with her job as Secretary of State.......it is very likely that she will not run for president again in 2012. (but, who knows!)
Both of these women are loved and hated by many. Both of these women are chock full of ambition. And.......neither of these women are that hard to look at!
However, politics aside, we want to know who the better woman is!
We are not talking about the one who can speak the best, or act the best, or lie the best. We want to know who the better woman would be if these two political hellcats went one on one, toe to toe, mano a mano!
Meow!
Hillary Clinton holds a 3 inch height advantage and is roughly 17 years older than Sarah Palin. Will the experience of age pay off or will youth prevail?
Do Catfight Report fans feel that the social Republican Sarah Palin would win this catfight?
Sarah Palin
Height: 5'5" tall
Weight: Unknown
Date of Birth: February 11th 1964
Or would you choose the social Democrat Hillary Clinton to win this catfight?
Hillary Clinton
Height: 5'8" tall
Weight: Unknown
Date of Birth: October 26th 1947
Your constitutional vote!
Your constitutional call!
And please leave those constitutional comments!
13 comments:
Hillary is taller, yes, but she also has larger breasts. I think, if Sarah fights dirty, she could easily take Hillary simply because it would be easier to get to Hillary's "female places" and cause pain.
Hillary has way ...way ...way more pent up rage and if she was pushed beyond the line ...she would tear Palin to shreds !!!
Nothing Political About it !!!
Sarah's in much, much better shape. She would outclass Hillary and pin her down.
Sarah keeps in fantastic shape. She would easily pin Hillary down and make her give.
Hillary has already shown she is a fighter and will fight until the end. Sarah has already shown that when the going gets tough she quits. Sarah is all talk and little action. If she is ahead she will fight like mad but when Hillary takes control Sarah won’t be able to surrender fast enough.
As I'm from England, all I can say is that both are obviously formidable women. If it came to a full on catfight I feel that Sarah would have the age and stamina advantage. If it became a sexual battle then I'm not sure who would exhaust the other into submission first? Either way, can you imagine these two trying to intimidate each other in a good old fashioned nose squashing staredown, both making their faces as fierce as possible??
Hillary Clinton’s height is usually given at 5' 8½" (174 cm). However there is much discussion about her height. IMDb lists her at 5' 6½" (1.69) m and others at 5’ 6” and even 5’ 5”. .Laura Bush is listed at 5' 4½" (1.64 m) and in photos or videos where they appear together Hillary and Laura look close in height. So I suspect the 5' 8½" reflects more the intimidating presence of Hillary than her physical height. Hillary does have weight on her side while Sarah has the advantage in being younger and fitter (or so I would presume about the fitness). I think the fight would come down to who wants it more and who can resist the most pain. I give Hilleary the edge in both those categories.
I would so love to see Sarah and Hilary down and dirty in a wonderfully catty catfight. They would be evenly matched I think although Sarah may come out on top
hirary would be winnig earley but in the end sarah would take over with speed and youth and titsmother her for the win
The two women come eye to eye at a function. Hillary in her usual pants suite and Sarah in a designer blouse and skirt. The skirt shows a flash of her leg every now and then to emphasize that she is much younger than Hillary. First the two women glare at each other. Then they start trading barbs and insults. When Hillary says “Why don’t you go back home and look for Russia?” Sarah loses it and attacks Hillary. It is not just a slap but an all out attack. First slapping Hillary hard across the face, grabbing her hair and yanking, finally grabbing the lapels of her jacket slamming Hillary against a wall. As Hillary bounces off the wall Sarah meets her with a punch to her soft belly. Then another punch to the gut followed up by a fist to Hillary’s left breast. Hillary slumps against the wall. Sarah grabs her jacket again and pulls it up and over Hillary’s head and off her. She wraps a the jacket to smack Hillary in the face. Then wraps a sleeve around Hillary’s throat and starts to choke her.
Hillary is still winded from the vicious blows to her stomach. Sarah presses into her pinning Hillary against the wall all the while tightening her noose. It looks like Sarah’s vicious and unrelenting attack has taken the fight to and out of Hillary as Hillary gasps for breath. But Hillary is not about to give up without a fight. She manages to grab Sarah’s long hair. Pressing against the wall she pushes out. Then swings Sarah around and slams her back against the wall. With both hands buried in Sarah’s hair she bashes the back of her head against the wall. One, twice, three times until she uses Sarah’s head to make a hole in the plaster. Hillary pulls back a step so she can deliver a right cross to Sarah’s chin. Sarah goes limp but Hillary holds her up by the hair. She gets revenge by slamming her fist into Sarah’s firmer belly. Then Hillary grabs the front of Sarah’s blouse and rips it open. Yanking down her bra Hillary says “My what little tittles your have, I can hardly see them from here.” Another slap and belly punch softens Sarah up more. Hillary grabs and twists a nipple for good measure. Then throws Sarah down on the floor and straddles her, all set to beat the crap out of her.
Is Sarah done for or will she somehow unseat Hillary and go after Hillary’s larger breasts?
Hillary gave Sarah a good old fashioned thumping. No two ways about it. She pounded Sarah all the way back to the minor leagues. Knocking the hell (“L”) out of her so Palin became just plain pain. Look like Sarah needs some more experience in catfighting before taking on the big girls. Perhaps Anne Coluter is a more suitable opponent.
Hillary had Sarah done and was straddling her. Hillary had ripped Sarah’s blouse open and started twisting the nipples on Sarah’s much smaller tits. This was a mistake and gave Sarah the idea to go after Hillary’s large breasts. Although being straddled she reached up, ripped Hillary’s blouse open, yanked off her bra and sunk her long, very sharp nails into Hillary’s large but soft titties. She ripped, squeezed, twisted, and clawed Hillary’s jugs raw making Hillary scream. Hillary was forced to get off Sarah to pull her breasts away. But Sarah left deep, bloody gases in Hillary’s breasts before Hillary could final extract them.
The one thing you don’t want to do is to make Hillary mad An enraged Hillary becomes a vicious bitch> But this is precisely what Sarah did in mauling her titties so badly. Hillary lashed out with her foot as Sarah was starting to get up. She caught her square in the belly, lifting Sarah up and sending her over on her side. More kicks to every part of Sarah’s body, including between her legs, softened Sarah up. Hillary then hauled her up by her long hair. Pushed her and pinned her against the wall where she began working Sarah over with her fists. First she slammed Sarah’s mouth several times. “That should shut up your big trap once and for all.” Then she pounded Sarah’s boobs, stomach, and pussy. When Hillary was finished Sarah slumped to the floor.
Hillary then dragged Sarah by the hair into the bedroom. The last thing hear before Hillary closed and locked the door was “Now lets’ see if we can put that tongue of yours to good use.” An hour later Hillary emerged from the bedroom with a very smug and satisfied look on her face.
Another big win for the Democrats!
Hillary Clinton comes out on top in a big way as she defeats Sarah Palin without doubt!
This was a beating folks!
Final Vote Tally:
Hillary Clinton: 888
Sarah Palin: 559
Instead of running in 2012.......Sarah Palin might be "running" away after this stomping!
after sarah kicks hillarys ass,katie couric takes on sarah. katie strips sarah naked,destroys her in armwrestling then tit smothers sarah to sleep.
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