The Catfight Report Internet Magazine (January 2010 Edition - Volume 1)

VOLUME 1

THIS MONTH IN DOUBLE TROUBLE WRESTLING:
Featuring:   Christina Carter

Christina Carter is one of those females that males love and females just seethe in jealously over.   The bottom line is that this woman is "built".  Christina has a very sexy body and big bountiful breasts that she simply savors using against her hapless opponents.

Christina Carter is starring into 2 new Double Trouble movies this month and the Catfight Report got to take a sneak peek at both of these releases.

SNOWFALL
Christina Carter vs Hollywood

Legendary comics creator George Perez has teamed with Double Trouble Wrestling to produce a series called the "Sisterhood of Superheroines".   As they put it on the Double Trouble website.........these stories go WAY beyond those comic books you remember from the past!  

The claim is absolutely true.    The first thing that blows you away with the video is the richness and detail of the HQ quality.   Snowfall starts out with a masked man talking on a cell phone to a woman called "The Heroine Stalker".    He wants her to join his cartel as he is having trouble taking down a certain heroine with icey powers................aptly named "The Snow Queen".

The Heroine Stalker must travel to the Snow Fortress to track The Snow Queen down and neutralize her ice powers so that they can be used for the furtherance of evil.    Since the location of the Ice Fortress is unknown............it is decided that "The Snow Queen" must be lured into a cold blooded trap.............

"The Snow Queen" (Christina Carter) is drawn out (we won't tell you how) and "The Heroine Stalker" (Hollywood) finally gets to face off against her prey in the Ice Fortress!  The shocked and disgraced Snow Queen fell perfectly into the sexy villian's trap!

The Heroine Stalker uses a device to neutralize the Snow Queen's powers and now the busty superheroine is on par with the average human.  The only thing that can happen now is a one on one catfight to determine who the better woman is.

- Can the Snow Queen defeat the Heroine Stalker and save her powers?

- Or will the Heroine Stalker defeat the Snow Queen and deliver on her promise?

What we can tell you is that there is a very one-sided beating and a clear winner emerges in this special effect filled fantasy tale.    There are tons of punches, slaps, and even a lot of groin busting in this very nicely produced wrestling clip.

Fans of Hollywood and Christina Carter can give them kudos for another outstanding clip.

Purchase this movie at the link below and tell us what you think!

PURCHASE SNOWFALL

SMASHING PUMPKINS
Christina Carter vs Goldie

The title of this movie is "Smashing Pumpkins".    You gotta see it to believe it!    This is a scripted video, but these two women really make some of the punches look realistic!

Hence, the title of the video.   However, this has nothing to do with Halloween.   The pumpkins that are being smashed in this video are not the orange kind that you make pumpkin pie out of.    No, No!

These two women brutalize each other's huge pumpkins for 24 minutes in a battle of great big breasts.   The video starts off with Christina and Goldie very roughly smashing and crashing their boobs together in a breast battle in the center of the ring.

Both women trade punches to the breasts throughout the clip and there is a lot of boob squeezing, belly stomping, breast smothering, and a whole lot more.

If you are a fan of sexy females with large sexy breasts...........this video will put a grin on your face.   

Especially when it's "in your face" in HQ quality.    A clear winner emerges at the end of this 24 minute battle as one woman mounts the other one, presses her gigantic breasts into her face, and then while straddling her victim, the winner smothers her out totally and completely as the match is ended.

The winner then flexes her muscles for the camera as she stands up and says:

"Easy".    "She thought she had me but all I did was wear her down".

Truer words have never been spoken! 

The winner then stands with her foot on the smothered out woman's chest as she poses for a while until the video goes off the air.

Purchase this movie at the link below and tell us what you think!

PURCHASE SMASHING PUMPKINS


Ex-Playmate Louise Glover in big trouble over female vs female catfight-beatdown

There are not many women in the world that can boast the beauty that Louise Glover possesses.   This ex-Playboy British import might look like she is the type that "can be" pushed around.    However, if you believe reports..........that is most certainly not the case in this particular instance!

A lady by the name Maxine Hardcastle (daughter of former pop star Paul Hardcastle) would probably suggest otherwise.   (If you look around google, Maxine is quite the looker herself.)

Maxine was the victim of a vicious attack by Louise because reports claim that Maxine was giving “inappropriate looks” towards Louise's husband back in 2007 during a night out in Brighton England.

Reports claim that Louise Glover absolutely lost it and punched Maxine squarely in the face.   Louise then ripped Maxine up by her hair and punched her once more.    After ripping out clumps of Maxine's hair, Louise then bashed her face against the toilet over 10 times and dislocated her nose as she tried to drown her in the toilet.    Maxine's blood was literally everywhere.

Maxine Hardcastle had the following to say about the event:

"There was blood everywhere. Then she tried to put my head in the toilet. I walked out and everybody was screaming.  "Most of my hair was gone. My nose was on the other side of my face. I looked like I had tomato ketchup all over me."

Ms Hardcastle said she knew her nose was broken and feared she would drown if her head was shoved into the toilet.

“I was on my knees and I couldn't get up,” she said.  "I remember thinking I couldn't breathe through my nose because of the blood. If she puts my head in the toilet I am not going to be able to breathe."

Hardscastle was covered in blood and suffered a broken nose, facial bruising, hair loss and scratches on her arms and legs reports claim.

It was reported on December 24th that Louise Glover was convicted for assault in this case and that she fainted in the courtroom after the verdict and started screaming hysterically.   Reports claim that the judge was to "keep all sentencing options option" for the sexy starlet.

"My nose was on the other side of my face," Hardcastle told the courtroom. "It wasn't in the middle of my face anymore. It was completely on one side."

Louise Glover claimed Maxine's injuries came from the stall door being kicked in and claimed she ripped out the deejay's hair and "whacked" her only in self-defense.

However, the jury has spoken on this case, and it looks like Louise will be doing some well deserved time if the reports are true and she was not acting in self-defense.

At this time of this posting we have found no mention of the incident on Louise's website or myspace blog.

THE FIRST LADY OF WRESTLING
Missy Hyatt

   Still Wrestling.   Still Sexy.   
And looking to reconnect with old and new fans.
Give her a visit:
Visit Missy Hyatt's Website

A NEW DWW STAR ON THE HORIZON?

If this is your first time laying eyes upon this gorgeous female, let us be the first to introduce you.

Her name:  Luna
Height - 5'7"
Weight - 145lbs
Finishing Maneuver of Choice:   
The Facesit

Take a good look at Luna.    Does she remind you of anyone?    She reminds us here at the Catfight Report "a lot" of Hollywood superstarlet Megan Fox.  

So if you have ever had a fantasy regarding Megan Fox wrestling...........Luna is not only an acceptable substitute.............but might even be better than watching Megan herself!    Luna is young, strong, sexy, very confident, and for a newcomer..........she has been a dominating force on the mats thus far at the time of this publication.

She literally is the "Next Big Thing" at DWW and we implore you to give her a look!

Keep in mind this is 100 Percent real wrestling!

How to find Luna's Videos:
1.  Open the link below in a new tab:
Danube Women's Wrestling Website

2.   Click on the "DWW Movies" icon

3.   At the top of the page, now click the "Search" button that has the little Magnifying Glass in the icon.

4.   In the "Fighters" search box type in "Luna".

5.   Purchase and Enjoy!    Be sure to leave a review when you are finished!

New things to look for from the Catfight Report in 2010.

- Polls -  will be more meaningful.   We are only going to do polls when both females agree to the poll and when there is a possibility we can get some type of matchup between the two women.    Stay tuned for
more updates on this.

- Interviews - will continue on in 2010.    We will continue to find females that we think would make for good interview subjects regarding their views and participation in catfights, female wrestling, female combat, and the like.

- Reviews - We will continue to take a look at the industry and the people who make all of this possible.

- Wrestling Challenges - We will showcase select females on the website who would be willing to wrestle each other real or scripted  for "X" amount.    If we get enough commitments from fans up to the stated amounts than we have ourselves a matchup!    Meow!

- Classifieds and Promotion - We are striving to help get the word out on this genre.   We are looking to work with distributors, website owners, writers, females that are in the industry, and all of you that are associated with this genre that have something to say or something to sell.

The Catfight Report at this time is still a very small project.    The amazing thing is that we have only been around for a year and a half and we have a stockpile of fantastic interviews from some of the best names in this business.     We are just getting started.

Hopefully, you will continue to visit in 2010.   With your support we can do much.

- Johnny Ringo -

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4 Hour TNA Knockouts Special on Spike TV on New Year's Eve!

Finally, the mainstream wrestling world is doing something right!

TNA Wrestling is giving the TNA Knockouts, a group of very sexy female wrestlers and divas, a 4 hour special this Thursday December 31st.

It's about time the women get the spotlight!



However, I feel like the Divas are being "dissed" just a bit by scheduling this event on New Year's Eve.   I will be out partying like it's 1999.    So will many other people.  However, my Tivo will be recording.   

Make sure yours is as well!

I really think it's important for catfight and female wrestling fans to come out and help jack the ratings up when the Knockouts and Divas are wrestling in that ring.    I personally make it a point to watch only if I know a female match is taking place.   WWE and TNA both. Then, I turn the channel when the match is complete.   :)

Why is it important?

Because I think if the nation had it's pick between watching men in tights OR equally talented females in tights...they would most certainly chose the females.   

Now with that said.............come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn TNA Divas!

Give us a show!  

Give us something to remember.    Finish your opponent with a tight headscissors while laughing.    Trap your victim in a tight facesit pin and hold them there for a while as they break "2" counts as you smile at the fans.  Velvet Sky could apply a killer breastsmother as could Lacey Von Erich. 

Female Wrestling isn't about high flying moves........................it's about being sexy!

I don't care if you can jump around like Rey Mysterio.  I care little if you can bodyslam Hulk Hogan.

Guys watch female wrestling...........not for the competitive aspect.........but because the idea of two women tangling.........generally...........with a clear winner........is just incredibly appealing on many levels.

Sure, that's just my opinion.    But I would bet the farm that is also the opinion of enough people to finally push your ratings up where they should be.   You have a great opportunity and you can thank me later for my sound advice.

Fans!
Tune in this Thursday night and give them a watch!

-Johnny Ringo-

PS. Late edit. Now I read the entry off the TNA website, and they are going to be intermixing PPV footage with the ladies action. That kills my whole article here. What is it with these people anyway? They don't "get it".

Read the sad news here:
http://www.tnawrestling.com/content/view/1846/84/

Catfight Report Exclusive Interview: Ariel X

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Catfight Report Movie Review: Fatal Attraction

CATFIGHT REPORT MOVIE REVIEW:
FATAL ATTRACTION

There is attraction............but then..............there is......... "Fatal Attraction".

By means of the terminology one could surmise that the latter could get one killed.

This story of Fatal Attraction is the name of the movie.   A new movie by the name of Obsessed, which was reviewed by the Catfight Report here, seems to have taken a page out of this storyline.    You see, the issue here is that the male star of Fatal Attraction............Michael Douglas...........just can't seem to keep his peter in his pants.

He ends up cheating on his wife, with a character named Alex played by Glenn Close, and then Glenn Close ends up having a "Fatal Attraction" for Michael Douglas.............in a formula so predictable even a small boy could figure out what follows.

Obviously, we could care less about the story or the production quality of the movie.    All we care about is the catfight that occurs at the end of the film between Alex (Glenn Close) and the wife of Michael Douglas............played by the character Beth...........Anne Archer.

After repeated attempts by Glenn Close's character in the movie to re-ignite the fire with Michael Douglas.....it just isn't meant to be.    He doesn't return her calls, he moves away, and she continues to
chase.   Finally, when it becomes clear that Glenn's character will not sway Michael's love........she targets Anne Archer's character as the total and complete object of her scorn and jealously.

Therefore, the set up is about as good as it can get!    A HUGE catfight seems to be on the horizon?

Right?

Right?

Wrong.

Glenn Close's character (Alex) tries to use a KNIFE on (Beth) Anne Archer in the bathroom.   No female superiority.  No domination of the other female.   Nothing cool and exciting.   Just a knife.   This is after Glenn had been extremely physical and tough throughout the movie.  

Glenn takes a couple of slicy jabs with her knife and Anne Archer nails her with a big punch and they tangle on the floor briefly.

That's it.

Some review, huh?

I have to give Glenn Close credit however.   She was a very tough and aggressive bitch in this movie.

Other than that, mark this movie down as another example of Hollywood missing out on what could have been in all time classic catfight!     

CATFIGHT REPORT RATING:    1 OUT OF 10

Want to purchase the movie so you can see this less than stellar, at best, 5 second catfight?

On Demand - Right Now


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Bonus:
Glenn Close reprising her Fatal Attraction role of Alex Forrest on SNL:

Kim and Ginny's Celebrity Fight Stories has a new bulletin board location

Just wanted to let all you story fans out there know that Kim and Ginny's old board is no longer active.

They have moved to "Hostboard" and here is the NEW url:
http://www.hostboard.com/forums/kim-ginnys-new-celebrity-fight-forum/

Be sure to bookmark it!

A writer describes the LFL (Lingerie Football League)

If you were not a fan of females in lingerie mixing it up out on the football field.......... you will be after this detailed and spot on review.

You can search for Lingerie Football League (LFL) games on youtube.    Here is a 10 minute clip of the team Desire taking on Temptation.   (Meow)



Here is the first part of the aforementioned article.

You can read the rest by clicking the link at the end.

For many years, football fans have bought the Lingerie Bowl pay per views. 2009 the people behind the yearly event decided to have an entire league to decide who will play. On the surface the idea of this as a professional league seemed strange.

Many wondered if it would be worth watching. Not so much for the clothing (or the limited amount there is.) but for the quality of play. Would they be too soft struggling to tackle? Would it be mostly fumbles and interceptions? Some even wondered (myself included) if it was all just “Sports Entertainment”. (Like WWE or TNA)

Considering many in the league have worked as models, Jackie Danico is a model & actress who once appeared in Maxim. Others look to have worked night clubs with clear heels and poles.

Well even with all this, I had to see my self. I decided to attend a Philadelphia Passion home game. (Playing home games in the newly re-named, Sun Center in Trenton, NJ.) Since the first home game was in conflict with the last nights of the Spectrum, I failed to make it. So I had to wait for the second home game for 2009 on December 11th.

He describes his experience further in the article below:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/307748-is-the-lingerie-football-league-lfl-worth-seeing-a-candid-review#poll

Understanding the Catfight Fetish - Part 1

There are those of us in life who like to ask big questions.

Some of us want to know the truth at any cost.

There are many people in this world that "must" know the question of "why" something is. The answer is not only for ourselves but for future generations.

Asking the simple question "why" brings about entire new worlds of possibilities for the true truth seeker.  Therefore, a question that has interested me for quite some time is the following:

"Why do I like catfights?"

Namely, "what is it" that I find so compelling or attractive about two women fighting or wrestling each other?

When I first asked this question, I figured there would be a universal answer.   

At this point in the journey I'm going to go out on a limb and say I was WRONG.

The reasons are as numerous as the stars in the sky from what I have gathered at this point.   It seems the more I learn on this subject the harder it becomes to pin this question down.    This is why I want to avoid, the best I can, making ultimately definitive judgements or statements on the subject.

I have been sitting on writing this essay for well over a year now and I have learned much since that time.

I am a still learning and progressing human being, each year that goes by I seem to be smarter than last year, and want to leave the best advice possible for current and future generations who find themselves asking this same question.

To start things off, I asked a very intelligent friend of mine his opinion on fetishes and his answer was very blunt.

He stated that a fetish is "what you get off to".

I said, well, ok.    There is certainly some truth in that.

However, I enjoy the actual women involved themselves as well, (as opposed to simply the "idea" of them) and they don't have to be "catfighting" for me to get off.  I've had sex with quite a few females in my lifetime so I know that they don't have to be catfighting or wrestling to get me excited.

However!    It sure does help!   Those females that tapped into my little fetish, knowingly or unknowingly, I performed much better with.   No question about it.

But, I digress a bit on my friend's blunt answer.   As I get older.....I find my tastes become a bit more extreme.   I am 30 years old at the time of this writing.   Not as great shape as I was a few years ago, but I still have a decent body, I'm still clean cut, and I know how to converse effectively with other females.

My tastes are becoming very defined.   I would prefer a female that is "into this" as much as I am.   I am constantly testing girls that I date to see how they respond when I want to "wrestle" and things of that nature.
   
Example:   There was a time when two females could lightly play slap each other and I would get rock hard aroused.   Nowadays, I might get a semblance of a hard on, but I really like a good nude facesit.   Or a tight breastsmother.  That is what gets me rock hard.    The idea of the superior woman of my choice dominating her helpless opponent physically, mentally, and even genetically in a sense is an incredible turn on.

For instance, if the hottest cheerleader on the team simply thrashed an ugly or gothic looking girl in a catfight.........I would find that very sexy.    Maybe it's a social hierarchy type of thing, or simply confirmation of the jealousy such a creature as a hot cheerleader receives.     In my mind, she deserves the adulation and the jealousy.

Why?

She is the "hot" cheerleader.    As one of my favorite WWE divas used to say.............."This is for all the women that want to be me.................and the men..............who came to see me!   The idea of this "cheerleader type" imposing her "dominance" against lesser females is just a sexual thrill that I still can't even fully describe or understand.   On one hand, it could be considered quite sickening for a person to think like this, and on the other hand, it's very erotic in my own mind.

It's important to understand that not all female wrestling or catfight watchers experience the same likes or dislikes in what they want to see.

I use the cheerleader and the goth for example purposes only.    There are many examples and scenarios like this that I enjoy mixing and matching against in my own head.    Short vs tall, Strong vs weak, White vs Black, so on, and so on, and so on, and so on.

The female on female physical action, the domination (sometimes) involved, the idea of one woman being completely superior to the other is just over the top appealing to me.    It is the peak performance gasoline that gets my locomotive running. 

Despite that, if a brute of a woman destroys a lesser woman it does little for me if she looks like a man or is literally the size of an ox.  For others, that is their "forte".    It is not mine.   The fans of this "fetish" are very different indeed.

So, my small description above of "what I like", varies GREATLY from person to person out there.

What I have learned this past year or so is that "fetishes".........if you wish to call this a fetish, which could be a bad description, are as numerous as the people that fill the earth.   Fetishes are common amongst almost everyone it seems.    What is most likely not common in real life is the discussion of fetishes or the discovery of fetishes in many relationships since we live in a very hypersensitive world.

I started posting on various web boards around the internet in 2008 getting feelers from like minded individuals on this very question that the title of this article poses.   I posted on many catfight and female wrestling boards, and I even tried to find some boards that dealt with psychology to try to piece and glue together the various answers that are out there.

One common claim is that men enjoy women who are dominant. Essentially, you could even consider it Darwinian if you will. Much of it has to do with "who is the superior woman" for my best guess.  

Perhaps, it is something genetic from our past.

I can say for myself only, that is what I "indeed" find sexy. But for me, superiority does not always consist of simply physical strength. I find it very sexy when a skinny, curvy girl destroys a girl that is much stronger or heavier than her. 

For others, they prefer the exact opposite or multiple variations thereof.

But, a theme is applied in "my" case. Dominance, and/or, superiority.    However, I personally enjoy matches that are one-sided in nature while others simply do not enjoy a match unless it's extremely competitive all the way to the very end.

Some have also claimed that the intensity involved when females wrestle or fight evokes a kind of "sexual passion"  in interested bystanders who are watching.  Two women fighting over a man can easily have this type of effect.

One common theme that you will find with a lot of fans of the catfight-female wrestling fetish is that they generally do not want to see the losing girl killed or maimed. Blood, nor disfigurement, is generally the goal, as most humans keep things strictly in the fantasy world when it comes to loving catfights and female combat.

For example, many catfight fans have stated that if they saw two girls catfight....... "for real"......they would break it up. Whether this is due to genuine concern for the girls, or social pressures, I do not know.   In my own case, I know it's a combination of both depending on the ever various circumstances that life seems to throw at us.   

For instance, I would not let my girlfriend get whipped in a catfight.  

I would care little about how sexy her opponent is.   

It's good to keep in mind that some people enjoy the winner of the fight, and others watch because they empathize and "connect" with the loser of the fight. And, this catfight "fetish" is not confined to men alone.
Many women enjoy watching and participating in catfights as well.  For some, it is sexual, and for others, it is the competitive nature that thrills them rather than a sexual one.

Is this an evolutionary primal trait?  Essentially, a figment of our animalistic instinct?  A desire that has evolved or stayed with us over time?   But........I must ask........what about the people out there (numerous) that DO NOT enjoy two women fighting?

What about those who don't enjoy fighting or wrestling at all?

Perhaps the evolutionary gene traveled with some......... but not others?    Indeed.   Some are gay, some are lesbian, some want to be both.    Examples abound.

Again, this is a big question.    I realize I am jumping around.  There are many angles and paradigms to consider.   Do we lean more towards the scientific angles, or religious angles, or should we even ask this question at all?

As you can see, I respect this question.    I want the real answer or answers.   I don't want to make vast assumptions based on my own limited experiences in this world.   This is a big world.   There are a lot of you out there who are exactly like me in this regard with variations on your ultimate thrill.    Male and Female alike.

That is why this essay is labeled Part 1.   

I will return for Part 2 when I have formulated enough that I personally deem worthy to be Part 2 if I ever get that far.  

Part 2 is going to require your assistance.    Please leave your intelligent thoughts and opinions in the comments box below.    I would like this to be something we can build upon to gather more understanding on this subject that consumes so much of our mental, physical, and even sexual energies.

Leave a comment on this issue, not only for yourself, but for others who will be reading this down the line.  I think this is a good conversation to engage in whether you are a big fan of all this or not, because the more opinions that we have here, the more we will have to build off of.

Signed:
Johnny Ringo

This Month's Catfight Report Poll: Christina Aguilera vs Pink

One website reports:
On July 28th 2009

Pink is trying to stir up some girl on girl action. She pretty much claimed that Christina Aguilera likes to check out chicas and once told Pink that she wouldn’t mind hooking up with Lindsay Lohan.

Pink claimed:
“You know she said something like ‘ I could get it on with her any time’ and you just so knew she meant it.”

Lindsay’s reply?
“She knows where I live.”

(Catfight Report's reply:   That's hot)

One of Christina Aguilera’s unnamed friends reports claim came to her defense:

“It is absurd, the very heterosexual Christina is involved in a relationship with a man and is currently concentrating on being a mother. I couldn’t think of anything less of interest to her. Pink again trying to get attention, she has always been jealous of Christina’s looks and is once again trying to bait her.”

Source:  
http://bunnywithfangs.com/2009/07/28/pink-accuses-xtina-of-being-a-lesbian/

Another website reports:
date unknown

We have Christina Aguilera taking a swipe at Pink, claiming the "Trouble" singer's recent lesbian-like behavior is a direct copy of the on-air smooching between Britney Spears, Madonna, and herself. She was quoted in London saying that recent pictures of Pink and T3 star Kristanna Loken showed that she was just continuing to mimic her.

Christina replied:
"When has Pink not been copying me?" she reportedly asked. "In her fashion and so on, it's always like 'Gosh, I just wore that last week.'"

Source:
http://webcenters.netscape.compuserve.com/celebrity/becksmith.jsp?p=bsf_hollywoodcatfights

Ladies and Gentlemen!   

Are these the ingredients for an explosive Hollywood catfight that could be potentially brewing?

(or simply wishful thinking on the Catfight Report's part?)
   
Since we are good citizens at the Catfight Report, and since we think that Christina Aguilera and Pink would make for a hot matchup, we feel it is our duty to make public a question that has been burning our mind as of late.

If Pink and Christina Aguilera engaged in a one on one, no holds barred, hair pulling, face punching, screaming and kicking fight to the finish............who would be the girl on top when the smoke clears?

Who would you want to win?

And most importantly..................why?

Would you choose:

Pink

Height:   5'3"
Weight:  120lbs (guessed approx)
Date of Birth:  September 8, 1979 (1979-09-08) (age 30)
Pink's Official Website:
http://www.pinkspage.com/us/home

OR

Christina Aguilera

Height:   5'3"
Weight:  115lbs (guessed approx)
Date of Birth:  December 18, 1980 (1980-12-18) (age 28)
Christina Aguilera's Official Website:  
http://www.christinaaguilera.com/

What do you say?

What do you think?

Please cast your vote on the left hand side of this screen and please leave your comments below on who you think would be the winner and why!

**Disclaimer** The fights suggested here on these polls are simply using reality to create fantasy scenarios. In no way do we encourage the females we mention to suddenly engage in sudden catfights unless it's in a place where it's lawful (doubtful) or one (or both) of the females has enough money to pay the legal fees. :) :)

Bonus:
Pink arm wrestling with a female fan and losing


Catfight Report's Pick: Christina Aguilera