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Friday, January 1, 2010

The Catfight Report Internet Magazine (January 2010 Edition - Volume 1)

VOLUME 1

THIS MONTH IN DOUBLE TROUBLE WRESTLING:
Featuring:   Christina Carter



Christina Carter is one of those females that males love and females just seethe in jealously over.   The bottom line is that this woman is "built".  Christina has a very sexy body and big bountiful breasts that she simply savors using against her hapless opponents.

Christina Carter is starring into 2 new Double Trouble movies this month and the Catfight Report got to take a sneak peek at both of these releases.

SNOWFALL
Christina Carter vs Hollywood



Legendary comics creator George Perez has teamed with Double Trouble Wrestling to produce a series called the "Sisterhood of Superheroines".   As they put it on the Double Trouble website.........these stories go WAY beyond those comic books you remember from the past!  

The claim is absolutely true.    The first thing that blows you away with the video is the richness and detail of the HQ quality.   Snowfall starts out with a masked man talking on a cell phone to a woman called "The Heroine Stalker".    He wants her to join his cartel as he is having trouble taking down a certain heroine with icey powers................aptly named "The Snow Queen".

The Heroine Stalker must travel to the Snow Fortress to track The Snow Queen down and neutralize her ice powers so that they can be used for the furtherance of evil.    Since the location of the Ice Fortress is unknown............it is decided that "The Snow Queen" must be lured into a cold blooded trap.............

"The Snow Queen" (Christina Carter) is drawn out (we won't tell you how) and "The Heroine Stalker" (Hollywood) finally gets to face off against her prey in the Ice Fortress!  The shocked and disgraced Snow Queen fell perfectly into the sexy villian's trap!

The Heroine Stalker uses a device to neutralize the Snow Queen's powers and now the busty superheroine is on par with the average human.  The only thing that can happen now is a one on one catfight to determine who the better woman is.

- Can the Snow Queen defeat the Heroine Stalker and save her powers?

- Or will the Heroine Stalker defeat the Snow Queen and deliver on her promise?

What we can tell you is that there is a very one-sided beating and a clear winner emerges in this special effect filled fantasy tale.    There are tons of punches, slaps, and even a lot of groin busting in this very nicely produced wrestling clip.

Fans of Hollywood and Christina Carter can give them kudos for another outstanding clip.

Purchase this movie at the link below and tell us what you think!

PURCHASE SNOWFALL

SMASHING PUMPKINS
Christina Carter vs Goldie



The title of this movie is "Smashing Pumpkins".    You gotta see it to believe it!    This is a scripted video, but these two women really make some of the punches look realistic!

Hence, the title of the video.   However, this has nothing to do with Halloween.   The pumpkins that are being smashed in this video are not the orange kind that you make pumpkin pie out of.    No, No!

These two women brutalize each other's huge pumpkins for 24 minutes in a battle of great big breasts.   The video starts off with Christina and Goldie very roughly smashing and crashing their boobs together in a breast battle in the center of the ring.

Both women trade punches to the breasts throughout the clip and there is a lot of boob squeezing, belly stomping, breast smothering, and a whole lot more.

If you are a fan of sexy females with large sexy breasts...........this video will put a grin on your face.   

Especially when it's "in your face" in HQ quality.    A clear winner emerges at the end of this 24 minute battle as one woman mounts the other one, presses her gigantic breasts into her face, and then while straddling her victim, the winner smothers her out totally and completely as the match is ended.

The winner then flexes her muscles for the camera as she stands up and says:

"Easy".    "She thought she had me but all I did was wear her down".

Truer words have never been spoken! 

The winner then stands with her foot on the smothered out woman's chest as she poses for a while until the video goes off the air.

Purchase this movie at the link below and tell us what you think!

PURCHASE SMASHING PUMPKINS


Ex-Playmate Louise Glover in big trouble over female vs female catfight-beatdown



There are not many women in the world that can boast the beauty that Louise Glover possesses.   This ex-Playboy British import might look like she is the type that "can be" pushed around.    However, if you believe reports..........that is most certainly not the case in this particular instance!

A lady by the name Maxine Hardcastle (daughter of former pop star Paul Hardcastle) would probably suggest otherwise.   (If you look around google, Maxine is quite the looker herself.)

Maxine was the victim of a vicious attack by Louise because reports claim that Maxine was giving “inappropriate looks” towards Louise's husband back in 2007 during a night out in Brighton England.

Reports claim that Louise Glover absolutely lost it and punched Maxine squarely in the face.   Louise then ripped Maxine up by her hair and punched her once more.    After ripping out clumps of Maxine's hair, Louise then bashed her face against the toilet over 10 times and dislocated her nose as she tried to drown her in the toilet.    Maxine's blood was literally everywhere.

Maxine Hardcastle had the following to say about the event:

"There was blood everywhere. Then she tried to put my head in the toilet. I walked out and everybody was screaming.  "Most of my hair was gone. My nose was on the other side of my face. I looked like I had tomato ketchup all over me."

Ms Hardcastle said she knew her nose was broken and feared she would drown if her head was shoved into the toilet.

“I was on my knees and I couldn't get up,” she said.  "I remember thinking I couldn't breathe through my nose because of the blood. If she puts my head in the toilet I am not going to be able to breathe."

Hardscastle was covered in blood and suffered a broken nose, facial bruising, hair loss and scratches on her arms and legs reports claim.

It was reported on December 24th that Louise Glover was convicted for assault in this case and that she fainted in the courtroom after the verdict and started screaming hysterically.   Reports claim that the judge was to "keep all sentencing options option" for the sexy starlet.

"My nose was on the other side of my face," Hardcastle told the courtroom. "It wasn't in the middle of my face anymore. It was completely on one side."

Louise Glover claimed Maxine's injuries came from the stall door being kicked in and claimed she ripped out the deejay's hair and "whacked" her only in self-defense.

However, the jury has spoken on this case, and it looks like Louise will be doing some well deserved time if the reports are true and she was not acting in self-defense.

At this time of this posting we have found no mention of the incident on Louise's website or myspace blog.



THE FIRST LADY OF WRESTLING
Missy Hyatt


   Still Wrestling.   Still Sexy.   
And looking to reconnect with old and new fans.
Give her a visit:
Visit Missy Hyatt's Website



A NEW DWW STAR ON THE HORIZON?



If this is your first time laying eyes upon this gorgeous female, let us be the first to introduce you.

Her name:  Luna
Height - 5'7"

Weight - 145lbs
Finishing Maneuver of Choice:
   
The Facesit


Take a good look at Luna.    Does she remind you of anyone?    She reminds us here at the Catfight Report "a lot" of Hollywood superstarlet Megan Fox.  

So if you have ever had a fantasy regarding Megan Fox wrestling...........Luna is not only an acceptable substitute.............but might even be better than watching Megan herself!    Luna is young, strong, sexy, very confident, and for a newcomer..........she has been a dominating force on the mats thus far at the time of this publication.

She literally is the "Next Big Thing" at DWW and we implore you to give her a look!

Keep in mind this is 100 Percent real wrestling!

How to find Luna's Videos:

1.  Open the link below in a new tab:
Danube Women's Wrestling Website

2.   Click on the "DWW Movies" icon

3.   At the top of the page, now click the "Search" button that has the little Magnifying Glass in the icon.

4.   In the "Fighters" search box type in "Luna".

5.   Purchase and Enjoy!    Be sure to leave a review when you are finished!


New things to look for from the Catfight Report in 2010.

- Polls -  will be more meaningful.   We are only going to do polls when both females agree to the poll and when there is a possibility we can get some type of matchup between the two women.    Stay tuned for
more updates on this.

- Interviews - will continue on in 2010.    We will continue to find females that we think would make for good interview subjects regarding their views and participation in catfights, female wrestling, female combat, and the like.

- Reviews - We will continue to take a look at the industry and the people who make all of this possible.

- Wrestling Challenges - We will showcase select females on the website who would be willing to wrestle each other real or scripted  for "X" amount.    If we get enough commitments from fans up to the stated amounts than we have ourselves a matchup!    Meow!

- Classifieds and Promotion - We are striving to help get the word out on this genre.   We are looking to work with distributors, website owners, writers, females that are in the industry, and all of you that are associated with this genre that have something to say or something to sell.

The Catfight Report at this time is still a very small project.    The amazing thing is that we have only been around for a year and a half and we have a stockpile of fantastic interviews from some of the best names in this business.     We are just getting started.

Hopefully, you will continue to visit in 2010.   With your support we can do much.

- Johnny Ringo -

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Email me!
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You do a nice job with this! There was a huge void after Barbs Site left you seem to ably filling it.

Anonymous said...

My My My All you women are "Sexy-Hot"and you/all wrestle too! Oh come over here and get me... mmmm-huumm.

Anonymous said...

I'm commenting on the Snow Fall creation by Perez, I might add that I've collected all of his Sisterhood of Superheroines productions, going way back to the first one, & Trust me people anyone who gets this one will NO DOUBT be Satisfied.
I exspecially like that fact that Goerge has taken the hereoine concept & twisted it from that of comic , as in a lot of his productions, THE HEROINE DOESN'T ALWAYS WIN, which I love.
Being a fan of both Christina & Hollywood, this one is Right up there with my top 20, & that says a lot considering basically 3 hard drives are full of this & Wrestling matches,

There is only one thing that I found, that its is recorded in the old ratio 3:4, but being a bit of a GDMD myself that was easily fixed, even at this it is Very VERY Good quality even at full screen. . .

TO everyone, George Perez, Christina Carter, Hollywood, & all those that are behind the scenes, special effects etc. . 2X2 THUMBS up from me

Drew

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