ONE MILLION YEARS BC
Nothing like a good ole prehistoric catfight.
Especially when the catfight involves two of the hottest women to walk the face of the earth!
Unless you have been living in a cave.......no pun intended.........Raquel Welch and Martine Bestwick had a catfight that aroused men and women alike for years on end.
The tagline of this movie which was released in the United States in 1967 was:
"Travel back through time and space to the edge of man's beginnings...discover a savage world whose only law was lust!"
"Lust" is a good word to describe the feeling one gets when taking a look at the two women who headlined this movie. Meow!
Raquel Welch stars as Leona, a hot sex kitten who finds some lucky dude named Turnak after he collapses on a beach. After saving his ass, Leona takes him back to his tribe and nurses his wounds.
The tribe ends up getting jealous, and kicks Turnak to the curb. Leona ends up leaving with Turnak, and off they go to fight dinosaurs, reptiles, and serpents. Oh my.
Indeed, you will not buy this movie because of it's stunning special effects, nor it's extremely non engaging storyline.
The only reason you will buy this movie is because when Turnak and Leona wander back to the Rock Tribe territory...........Leona comes face to face with Turnak's old girlfriend.........."Nupondi the Wild One."
And a wild one she is................Meow!
So Raquel Welch (Leona) and Martine Bestwick (Nupondi) have a very wild catfight.
Nupondi and Leona wrestle over some little item and suddenly an angry Nupondi wrestles Leona to the ground. Nupondi grabs a stake and tries to stab Leona while she is down, but Leona shows her strength and powers Nupondi off of her.
The two women then jump to their feet, and wrestle around a bit more as Nupondi gains the advantage and slams Leona down to the ground. Nupondi bashes her head against a rock and then jumps up and grabs a flaming stick.
Leona grabs a stick in defense, but Nupondi quickly slams it to the ground with her own flaming stick, and starts lashing out at Leona. Leona dodges all of the blows, ducks down, and flips Nupondi over her head.
Both women jump back up, and Leona grabs a rug looking thing, and flips it through the air as she knocks the flaming stick of Nupondi's hand, and then smacks her under the chin with the rug as Nupondi lands on her back.
(The best part is next)
Leona then sexily mounts Nupondi on the ground, and pins her down with some type of dinosaur hoof. The cavemen chant that the want Leona to "finish" Nupondi as they hand her a very big rock.
Nupondi looks up at her dominant aggressor knowing that the end has come.
However, Leona spares her pitiful life, and the catfight is now over.
I must say........this catfight is not the best one you will ever see. But, the women involved are extremely sexy, and a young Raquel Welch mounting Martine Bestwick at the end makes it worth the build up and watch.
More than likely this will be a famous catfight for a long time to come and most likely will stand the test of time.
2 comments:
The characters are excellent but the title itself seems to be confusing. Still it is worth a watch.
One correction, Rachel Welch played as Loana, no Leona. Other thing, the catfight was hot because the time of the film was 1966. Two sexys wench, catfighting to dead, with a short bikini and full sweat, showing flesh for the voyeurs, very angry and for keep a man, seems to be simple lust.
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