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Monday, August 31, 2009

How is the Economy and the Recession impacting the Catfight and Female Wrestling business?

Is the Economy hurting the Catfight business?


The words "recession" and "bailout" are now common words used at almost every household table. Governments all around the world are printing currency like it's going out of style.

As bureaucrats scramble to devise more ways to tax it's constituents............and citizens all over the world are hedging for ways to make ends meet......................we openly wonder how the recession is impacting the Catfight and Female Wrestling business.

Are sales up? Are sales down? What exactly are our heroic entrepreneurs doing out there to weather the storm against possible hyperinflation and depreciated currency?

We took some time out of our busy schedule to send some interview questions to a couple of businesses that have been in this industry a long time.

Here are the questions and responses:

DOUBLE TROUBLE WRESTLING (DT WRESTLING)
4 QUESTIONS:

1. Do you feel a world recession, combined with inflationary pressures, will impact the Catfight-Female Wrestling business in a positive or negative manner?

DT WRESTLING: The recession will of course have a negative effect but I don't think it will be near as severe on us as in other sectors of the economy, as entertainment has historically been somewhat recession proof.

2. Where does the majority of your business come from currently from a geographical standpoint? (ie: United States, Great Britain, Russia, etc)

DT WRESTLING: The majority of our business still comes from the U.S. but we have seen a dramatic increase of our foreign buying, Spain, Italy and Germany are big and the Asian market is now on the rise. We are seeing customers from so many different countries now that I can't always figure out what the country code is - it is truly global and we love it !

3. How is the economy impacting your business right now?

DT WRESTLING: Right now D.T. is doing great but we have also made some major changes to our way of doing business to counter the current economic situation. For several years we put two matches on most DVDs; this year we’ve increased that to three. We’ve also raised the number of new HQ(high quality video) downloadable matches from our old standard of 10-12 per month to as many as 25. We also now feature up to 20 of our catalog matches newly offered as HQs each month and about 20 more offered as regular downloads. For our customers on a tighter budget, we continue to offer low-priced streaming of both previously unreleased and catalog matches - our philosophy for this recession is to offer more to choose from, at prices everyone can afford.

We have also started new sections: Fresh Faces (new girls), Epics (extended length matches divided into 2-3 segments), Classics (vintage matches originally shot on film), Superheroine Adventures (George Perez's Sisterhood of Superheroines) and next month we will be starting a pro section where all of our pro matches will be in one section, with two new ones added each month. Our Fresh Faces and Epics are always in HQ format at a redued price. 

(Catfight Report Note:   The Pro Section is up at DT Wrestling!)

While our HQ videos are the highest quality you will find, as is our streaming, we are already working toward the next step: High-definition video, offering crystal-clear widescreen downloadable matches and Blu-Ray discs. Get ready for lots more from DT.

4. Piracy is on the rise. For example, "Producer Videos" seem to be popping up on youtube at an increasing rate. All over the world people are using the internet to profit from works they did not create. How do you intend to survive creatively in this type of environment?

DT WRESTLING: Piracy has always been a problem but we have also found that most female combat fans know that piracy affects not just quality of what’s available, but also the prices everyone has to pay. Many of our customers tell us when they see questionable products that we should know about, and we have one of the best security teams in the business, ready to work with our loyal fans to keep the problem under control.

What the piracy issue really comes down to is quality, and we know that anyone satisfied with watching our matches on YouTube or elsewhere probably wouldn't be a customer anyway. But those who want to see HQ video that jumps off that screen, who want to feel the blows and hear those moans of pain, we know they come directly to Double Trouble. It’s those discerning customers who have always enjoyed genuine Double Trouble videos, and in fact they are here now more than ever - AND THEY'VE GONE GLOBAL !

Please support DT Wrestling!  
Check out what they offer by clicking the picture below.
If you like what you see.......please make a purchase!


RESPONSES FROM STEEL KITTENS

1. Do you feel a world recession, combined with inflationary pressures, will impact the Catfight-Female Wrestling business in a positive or negative manner? 

STEEL KITTENS:  First of all, all business will be affected in a somewhat negative fashion by the world’s recession. All businesses will have to make adjustments for inflation, if and when it occurs. At Steel Kittens, we view it as an opportunity for change; to improve on our already high standards of business practice. One good thing, about the female wrestling community, compared to other forms of entertainment, female wrestling remains relatively inexpensive and has better bang for the buck.

2. Where does the majority of your business come from currently from a geographical standpoint? (ie: United States, Great Britain, Russia, etc) 

STEEL KITTENS:  Steel Kittens is a worldwide business. We are lucky to have a huge fan base of loyal customers from every walk of life and from all over the globe. Female wrestling is just that kind of sport. It appeals to a broad variety of people and cultures, alike.

3. How is the economy impacting your business right now? 

STEEL KITTENS:   As with everyone else, we are making adjustments in our business model to ensure that we remain cost competitive and have the highest quality matches available anywhere.

4. Piracy is on the rise. For example, "Producer Videos" seem to be popping up on youtube at an increasing rate. All over the world people are using the internet to profit from works they did not create. How do you intend to survive creatively in this type of environment? 

STEEL KITTENS:  Pirating has always been an issue for any kind of visual media. In today’s world it’s only getting easier for the thieves. However, it is also getting easier to catch the thieves. We maintain our copy writes and rigorously enforce them. We do not hesitate to prosecute those we catch pirating our work. The female wrestling producers community does a great job in banding together to police pirated material. We continue to work together, increasing our knowledge base of strategic methods for preventing and terminating piracy and thievery.

5. The hallmark signature of a company that survives a recession usually deals highly in what is called "value". Catfight-Female Wrestling companies are not a "need". They are a "want". This makes the job that much tougher. Knowing this, and knowing you need to "up" your value to be competitive, what kind of things can we look for from your company in the near future? 

STEEL KITTENS: Steel Kittens will continue to produce high quality matches, with great talent and great action, only adding to our wonderful diverse library. We remain competitively priced, which makes our products “the best value” available anywhere to all female wrestling and mixed wrestling fans.

Please support Steel Kittens!  
Check out what they offer by clicking the picture below.
If you like what you see.......please make a purchase!









THANK YOU DT WRESTLING!
THANK YOU STEEL KITTENS!

Hopefully, you found this article informative.   We would like to hear the opinions of our readers as well.

If you were a wrestling company, or if you are a wrestling company now, how are you coping with the current challenges?     Are they a blessing or a curse?

Please support the two businesses above by visiting their websites and purchasing some catfighting videos.    As fans, if we want to continue getting high quality material, we have to open our pocketbook and give these companies our support.

Let's hear those comments!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Catfight Report Movie Review: Obsessed (Beyonce Knowles vs Ali Larter)

CATFIGHT REPORT MOVIE REVIEW:
OBSESSED




BEYONCE KNOWLES VS ALI LARTER

Make no doubt about it..........this is considered the "mainstream" catfight of 2009.

There has not been a catfight that has received this much attention (in the movies) since Teri Hatcher battled Charlize Theron in 2 Days in the Valley.    (Read our review of that movie - HERE)

The sub-headline of this movie is "All is fair when love is war".   Catchy.    We agree with this sentiment at the Catfight Report.   It's largely the reason most catfights happen in the first place.    Duh!

Ali Larter plays the character of "Lisa Sheridan".    She is blond, she is attractive, and she becomes a temporary where the husband of "Sharon Charles" (Beyonce Knowles) just received a large promotion.

The plot is very simple.   Like any other red blooded man on the planet........Sharon's husband is extremely attracted to Ali Larter.    (Again, Duh!)    Basically, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and you hit the fast forward button until you come near to the very end of the flick.

Catfight!

All of the elements are here.   A hot blond trying to steal another woman's man while lying in her bed!   How novel!    Ali is dressed in a white nightie gown as Beyonce is quite angry at this little tart for all of the trouble she has caused.

ALI:   I'm so sorry.    We didn't want you to find out this way.....
BEYONCE:   I knew it would come to this.....
ALI:   I know.....how hard it must be.......to have someone fall out of love with you.........I know......
BEYONCE:   You are completely delusional.........I'm going to have the cops deal with your crazy ass.....
ALI:    WAIT!

Ali then grabs Beyonce by the shoulder.

BEYONCE:   Don't touch me......

Beyonce tries to walk away but Ali forcefully pulls Beyonce back to her.

ALI:   We can talk about th......
BEYONCE:   I TOLD YOU DON'T TOUCH ME!   

Beyonce then forcefully shoves Ali to the floor and tries to walk away but Ali lets out a shriek and forcefully
tackles Beyonce to the ground!     The catfight is on!

MEOW!

The two struggle fiercely on the floor for position and Beyonce kicks Ali into the wall.    Ali grabs a lamp and
attempts to smash it across Beyonce's head but misses as it crashes into the floor.    With both females now standing up, Ali tries to take the lamp stick as she attempts to jab Beyonce with it.   Beyonce uses the door for leverage as we get a short cut scene of Beyonce's husband.

(Note to producers in Hollywood:    Please stop with the cut scenes during catfights!   Thank you!)


Ali and Beyonce are struggling at the door during this cut scene.   Ali then runs back towards the bed as the phone is now ringing.   It's the husband of Beyonce.   Ali picks the phone up, the husband is shocked Ali is there,  (yada yada)

Beyonce nails a wicked headbutt to Ali's head and then takes the phone away from Ali.   Beyonce speaks
to her husband:

BEYONCE:    Derek.   I'm going to call you back......

Beyonce is all fired up at this point as she chases Ali into the hallway and starts ripping her back and forth against the rails.   Beyonce talks some smack while pulling Ali across the floor by her ankle.   Beyonce is trying to pull Ali as Ali is hanging on to the rails.    Ali kicks her away, but Beyonce mounts Ali, and then nails her with a very hard punch to the face.

Beyonce then pulls her up and slugs her once again!    The two women struggle for position and Ali busts Beyonce under the chin as she falls back against the guardrail.    Ali is now suddenly in control for the first time as Beyonce's back is against the rail as Ali is leaning forward and choking her.

Beyonce finally powers out of the choke as the two women tangle for position in the hallway.   Ali falls to the side and rolls a bit.    Beyonce grabs hold of Ali's ankle again but receives a hard kick in the face.    Ali then dissapears as a stunned Beyonce looks around and tries to find her.

After a few moments, Ali runs towards Beyonce and starts hitting her with an object.   Beyonce dodges some of the blows and Ali connects with a few.   Ali then grabs a big board and we have a short sequence where
Beyonce challenges Ali to come forward.

Ali takes a few good swings, but then in the most anti-climatic lame ending in movie history, Ali falls through the floor and is being held in mid-air by Beyonce while she dangles with certain death below her.

(Note to Producers:    Please stop ending catfight scenes with this crap!    Have a clear winner and a clear loser.   Woman to Woman!   Doesn't matter if it's the good or bad girl.   Please stop with these cheesy endings!   Please!)

Ali then falls to her death.

Until this "not very well thought out" ending, this catfight had a ton of potential.   Two big hollywood names.   Both are beautiful. The storyline was standard but passable.   The action could have been better but wasn't bad.

And then........an ending like that!

Such a waste to a perfectly good catfight!   And to think those people get paid the big bucks!

Still think it's worth a watch?


Watch it right now on demand or purchase on DVD but clicking the links below

Thursday, August 27, 2009

For the Bad Girls - How to win a Catfight with another Female

This article is for Bad Girls only.
If you are a good girl......here is a site you might like - HERE

HOW TO WIN A GIRL FIGHT - CATFIGHT

An article for the bad girls of the world



Is another female giving you some trouble?
Are you thinking about getting into a catfight?
Would you like to know how to win a girl fight with another female?

I have watched thousands of catfight videos in my time.    You see, I just love the bad girls.   Society is kind of down on them, but not Johnny Ringo.

Therefore, it is my duty to protect that in which I love.

The Bad Girls of the World.    I know you will find this article.   It's like a moth to the flame.   You are the type of girl that knows she is good looking.   You are the type of girl that just loves to rub your sexiness in other girl's faces.

But, most of all, you do what all bad girls must do.     And that is exercise your dominance.

Is that you?  

Well, this article is for you then. 

I feel like I am qualified to give some advice here. I have watched skinny girls beat fat girls and I've watched strong girls brought to their knees by skilled bikini models.

The big thing a bad girl must do is pay attention and take full advantage of your openings when you get them.

I mean, goodness!   You got the all the thrills and pleasures of stealing another girl's man and now you can experience an even greater pleasure as she moans out in agony that you are indeed the better woman!

It's best to learn a fighting disclipine if you can. This article is for those of you females who do not know any fighting disciplines.

Therefore...............class is in session. You are going to learn a new fighting technique today.

It's called.."Winning the Catfight".

Here are some big things to consider if you ever get into a catfight with another female.

Disclaimer:    We do not endorse going out and picking fights with other girls.   However, if you are in a situation where you must defend yourself, I hope this information proves useful.

1. You must Protect your Hair

If you ever hear another girl say that you are a "pussy" for pulling hair..........just realize that the female saying that has "probably" never been in a catfight with another girl! Pulling your opponents hair is a big weapon when it comes to winning a catfight. Grab hold and get the other girl in a position where you can pin her down. As for yourself, wear a cap, or tie your hair into a bun before getting into a girl fight. It may be the big difference between whether you win or lose!

2. Assess the Situation

Stay calm and analyze the situation before the catfight takes place. Is your opponent wearing any rings on her fingers? Does she have any earrings you can rip out? Are her nails long? Are her heels spiky? How about yourself? Do you have any of these weapons or anything else you can use to your advantage? How many friends does she have with her? How many friends are with you? Who matches up with who if they jump in? Be smart and you will be a winner.

3. Don't underestimate your female opponent

Many a time I have seen a cocky girl think that she was going to run over her opponent only to get her ass kicked in front of everyone. Just because you are bigger, stronger, or even sexier than your opponent, it really doesn't mean too much unless you use that confidence to your advantage.

You will generally find that the girl with the most confidence, true confidence, will win in a catfight most of the time.

Feel free to believe strongly in yourself, but don't underestimate your opponent or give them any openings to put you away.



4. The aim of a fight is to humiliate the other girl
Not maim her for life.

So many times I see girls who take wild swings or do not keep the other girl down when they get the chance. Your objective should always be to get the other female on the ground, and then to mount her in a schoolgirl pin.

The schoolgirl pin is one of the biggest keys to winning a catfight.

Not familiar? Observe.



This could be considered a "sexy" version of what I am talking about but you get the idea. Pin her arms to the ground with your legs and she won't be able to move if you get positioned correctly. You will have totally open shots to her head and she will be totally helpless until you let her up. (if you let her up)

5.  Extreme Measures Hit her where it hurts if necessary

It's a fight. It's not ballet. Want to put the other female down quick? Go for her eyes, her nose, her throat, her breasts, her shin, her gut, and even her vagina.........ONLY......... if you are in a dangerous situation. One girl is going to leave with a smile on her face and the other girl is going to be a humiliated mess. Which girl would you like to be? However, try to avoid the things above if you can do so. You will get much more value and pleasure out of humiliating your opponent rather than maiming her or getting a lawsuit slapped on you.    Therefore, try to focus more on hairpulling, jerking her to the ground, mounting her, and then slapping her into oblivion.  But, if the other girl is playing dirty and doing the extreme things above, you have a right to defend yourself aggressively.

6. You need to get her on the ground

The key to winning any catfight is getting your female opponent on the ground. Again, I recommend sitting on her chest. If you can, get a handful of hair with one hand, and then use your free hand to punch your opponent or slap your opponent.    Many times people will try to pull you off the girl or will tell you to let her up.

Don't do it! 

Hold your ground at any cost.   Letting her up is just giving her an opportunity to do possible damage to you.
If you have her on the ground, keep her there, until you completely tire her out and force her to change her attitude regarding the situation.

7. Aim to impress



Guys absolutely love the idea of two females fighting. It is a fantasy that many guy's have. Dress sexy for your catfight. Show your legs and your breasts if you can. This will intimidate the other girl and get the guy's in the crowd all worked up.

If you get on top of your opponent... make sure to smile while humiliating her a little bit. Remember, this article is for the bad girls.   If you are a good girl you should be reading about ballet.

If you can do so........make her kiss your inner thighs before you let her up. Or maybe make her kiss your feet.  Be creative!

Make her scream out loud to everyone that you are the superior female before you let her up.

Make it so that she will never thinking of messing with you again.

Because, everything above is "what to do" in defense.   If a girl comes at your aggressively, or challenges you to a catfight, and actually attacks, it is our opinion that not only should you defend yourself, but you can set things up where you can enjoy it at the same time.

Make a statement.   This way, the other females out there will know that you are not a lady to be messed with.  And, if you have the ability to steal their man, that is just nature, and they need to move on.

:)


And most importantly............please make sure someone is recording!

But, above all, always consider the legal consequences of getting into a fight.   Society does not endorse fighting and neither does the law.    Fighting is a petty way to solve differences.   At the Catfight Report, it's obvious that we, and many others, find catfights to be very sexy.

It's not because we hate women or because we are rude and crude.   Generally, it's because the idea of one
female dominating another one is just incredibly sexy in many forms.   In the physical form, some of us find it extremely appealing.

The goal of this article is NOT to get more of you females out there fighting with each other.

Sure, we find it sexy.   But it is dangerous.   It really is.   And it can be expensive in many ways.

Bottom line.............the information above is to be used in defense.   You can win.  You can prove your
point.   You are the better woman.   Believe it.  Don't maim.   Humiliate.   :)   Just be smart about it.

Please participate in this discussion!
Ask questions in the comment box, relate experiences you have had, or teach more techniques.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Katie Price (aka Jordan) in a catfight?

Katie Price AKA Jordan
Katie Price 2009 catfight vs jordan

- Sexy
- Catty
- Priceless

Reports are vague but it appears that Katie Price (Jordan) may have gotten into a catfight recently at a Kabob shop at around 4 am in the morning.

Reports claim that a blond haired woman did not like Katie's behavior. It was reported that boyfriend Peter Andre had to separate the two women.

The reports are vague so I don't want to make additional speculations one way or the other.

If anyone has any details or video of this catfight..........please send it along!

SOURCE:
http://in.news.yahoo.com/20/20090823/365/twl-katie-price-s-kebab-shop-visit-turns.html




BONUS:
Back in January we had an entry asking............Is Katie Price a Catfight Queen?

Well? Well?

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

This Month's Catfight Report Poll: April Hunter vs Victoria (Lisa Marie Varon)

I was sitting back trying to think of a good matchup for this month's Catfight Report poll.

I needed two physically dominating women. Both women needed to have massive sex appeal and I wanted two women who would be a good matchup in real life.

And finally.......it hit me.

How about April Hunter vs Lisa Marie Varon?

Our very first Catfight Report interview was conducted with April Hunter and if you read the interview you know that she is a tough girl!

Read our Catfight Report Interview with April Hunter here:
http://www.catfightreport.com/2008/05/catfight-report-exclusive-interview.html

We made a blog post this year about Lisa Marie Varon possibly getting into MMA. She has since signed with TNA Wrestling as the character Tara. Again, another real life tough girl!

Read our blog post about Victoria's MMA ambitions here:
http://www.catfightreport.com/2009/02/lisa-marie-varon-victoria-is-training.html

With that said................we must ask the question.

If April Hunter and Lisa Marie Varon squared off in a real, one on one, no holds barred, no interference catfight................who would you pick to emerge the winner? And why?

Would you choose:

April Hunter
april hunter catfight poll tna wcw wwe
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 150lbs (approx)
Date of Birth: September 24, 1974

or would you choose:

Lisa Marie Varon
lisa marie varon tara victoria catfight poll
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 150lbs (approx)
Date of Birth: February 10th, 1971

Your vote, your call, and just for fun!

Let's see those votes and let's hear those comments on your opinions!

Real Chance of Love part 2: Catfight - Vegas (Tina Ulman) vs Show Me (Amber Mountjoy)

Real Chance of Love is a reality television dating game show featuring brothers Ahmad Givens (Real) and Kamal Givens (Chance) of the rap group The Stallionares. The brothers climbed to fame as former contestants on I Love New York TV series.

These two guys absolutely have it made. A catfight lover's dream. A bunch of hot, horny women fighting over each other for your attention. And, true to form in dream scenarios such as this, the very first episode of Real Chance of Love 2 had a catfight!

Contestants Amber Mountjoy (Show Me) and Tina Ulman (Vegas) got it on!
MEOW!
(Vegas is the girl sitting down that gets the beating)

Enjoy and please comment!



Join Amber Mountjoy (Show Me) on the internet:
amber mountjoy show me real chance at love 2 catfight
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/realchanceoflove2showme
Twitter: http://twitter.com/rcol2_showme

Join Tina Ulman (Vegas) on the internet:
tina ulman vegas real chance at love 2 catfight
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/queentdog
Twitter: https://twitter.com/vh1vegas
Website: http://vegasfromrealchanceoflove2.com/

Who do you think would win a real catfight if these two went no holds barred?

Vegas or Show me?

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