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Sunday, December 28, 2008

Sable (Rena Mero) and Chyna (Joanie Laurer) get in a verbal scrap over the WWF's Women Division and Steriods

I actually had never known this clip existed until now.

I don't know when this clip was made but it was sometime back in the days when Chyna, Sable, and Debra McMichael were all still part of the WWF's roster. (Now WWE)

In this clip, Rena Mero and Joanie Laurer get an in argument about the Women's Division in the WWF at the time. The tension esclates between the two women as Sable claims that Chyna could not put her down as easily as she thinks she could in a fight.

What's great is that you can tell this is 100 percent unscripted backtalk by these two ladies!

Check it out and tell us what you think!


With Joanie not being as big as she is nowadays in this video..........and due to the fact that Rena Mero is married to Brock Lesnar.........and is bound to know a few moves..........do you think Chyna could still back up that talk in 2008 or 2009?

Your opinions please!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Catfight Report Story: Trish Stratus vs Stacy Keibler

CATFIGHT REPORT STORY: TRISH STRATUS VS STACY KEIBLER!

Our most recent Catfight Report poll has closed........and as promised........we said that there would be a story that would follow.

One of our avid Catfight Report readers sent this story in.......and we hope you enjoy!

You can check the original poll..........and the results...........here:
http://www.catfightreport.com/2008/11/this-months-catfight-report-poll-stacy.html

The winner of this story was determined by the votes in the poll above.

Enjoy!

TRISH STRATUS
Trish Stratus catfight story

VS

STACY KEIBLER

Stacy Keibler catfight story

Catfight Report Story:
Stacy Keibler vs Trish Stratus


Trish Stratus was feeling at the top of her game. It had been a few years since she had felt
the bumps and bruises of the WWE ring and she had largely been able to relax and enjoy life since that time.

It was a normally crisp and cold Monday morning up in Ontario Canada as Trish was making her way to a charity event for the WWE. It had been a few years since she had seen many of her old friends, so she was very excited to catch up and swap stories.

Trish pulled up to the venue and had her car parked by the valets. Trish was then escorted to
the back by a security team as throngs of fans were screaming her name with absolute glee.

Trish entered the building and was immediately hugged and kissed by the likes of John Cena, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and even her old nemesis Lita.

The conversation were fierce......as everyone had a story to tell. Trish was smiling and
laughing heartily as she walked into one of the back dressing rooms to begin to get ready to
speak at the charity show as she left the small entourage.

Suddenly, a tipsy Stacy Keibler came stumbling into the room with a cocktail in hand.

STACY: Well, well, well.........if it isn't Trish Stratus!

Trish had never really liked Stacy Keibler. Trish was a girl who liked to have fun, but Stacy
was more of a party girl, she was immature, and she wasn't someone that Trish generally liked to associate herself with.

TRISH: Hello Stacy. How are you?
STACY: As always......better than you!

Trish got some of her old feelings in her stomach, as she as felt that Stacy was somehow jealous
of the success she was given in the WWE. Stacy was always talking behind Trish's back in the
past, and always seem to have a chip on her shoulder because Vince never pushed her in a
wrestling fashion like he did Trish.

TRISH: Get over yourself Stacy. I'm not in competition with you.
STACY: You will always be in competition with me Trish. The fans will always compare us.

It's just too bad I never got to show the fans that I am indeed the better woman.

TRISH: What the hell are you talking about?
STACY: I'm talking about the fact that I could kick your ass any day of the week. However,
many fans out there seem to think you are the tougher woman.......and I have never understood
that..........

Trish just laughed Stacy off and turned back to the mirror as she applied her makeup.

TRISH: Lay off the booze and get a life Stacy.

Suddenly, Stacy whipped Trish around to face her as Stacy tossed her cocktail to the ground.

STACY: Don't turn around when I'm talking to you.

Trish gulped just a bit as her sexy rival was physically imposing despite being so underrated.

Stacy stood at an impressive 5'11" tall and weighed in at about 130lbs. Trish Stratus on the
otherhand stood at about 5'4" tall and weighed about 10 pounds less as she clicked in at around
120lbs.

TRISH: What do you want from me Stacy?
STACY: I want to kick your ass........that's what!

Trish turned her head to the side as she was fuming with anger as she did not want to get into a
fight before the big charity event.

TRISH: This is not the time or place Stacy. Now get out of my dressing room!
STACY: Make me.

Trish turned her head again in anger.......but was suddenly slapped very hard across the face as
Stacy blasted a slap across her cheek.

Trish stumbled to the side and fell to one knee as she held her face in shock.

STACY: Make me.

Stacy walked over to Trish and pulled her up by the hair.

STACY: Do something. Go ahead.......make my.....

Trish let out a scream and barreled forward as she slammed Stacy hard into the wall! The two
women started tugging hard on each other's hair as both women screamed very loudly.

Trish landed two big knees to Stacy's stomach and tried to pull her to the floor. Stacy had two
handfuls of Trish's hair as she changed positions with Trish and slammed her back roughly against the drywall.

Stacy then slammed her right fist into Trish's stomach 4 consecutive times and then slapped Trish across the face as Trish fell to the side.

Stacy jumped up Trish's back and ran her claws down the back as Trish let out a loud scream.

Suddenly, some of the wrestlers appeared at the door, and started to intervene before Stacy
yelled:

STACY: Don't you dare interfere!

The ferocity of Stacy's voice even gave the men and women a pause as everyone gathered around and watched the show that was unfolding.

Stacy pulled Trish up to her feet, but Trish stomped on Stacy's foot, and slammed an uppercut
underneath Stacy's jaw as the tall woman stumbled backwards. Trish then ran forward and tackled Stacy as both women tumbled up and over the chair that Trish was sitting on earlier when she was doing her makeup.

Trish was as angry as a banshee as she mounted Stacy's chest and started landing slap after slap
to Stacy's face. Stacy tried to buck and cover up, but Trish was really wailing on her.

Stacy's only defense was to dig her long talons into Trish's head as she grabbed two handfuls of
Trish's hair and jerked back and forth.

The move was a success as Stacy pulled Trish off the top of her and was now mounting Trish
instead. Stacy, like Trish before her, started slapping Trish's face wildly like an unleashed
hellcat.

Suddenly, Lita ran into the fray and tried to pull Stacy off of Trish. Stacy hauled back and
rocked Lita roughly with a perfect punch to Lita's nose, as the fiery red head hit the ground and
held her face in agony.

STACY: I said to stay out of this!

Stacy started stomping hard on Trish as Trish seemed to be losing ground. Stacy pulled Trish up to her feet and again launched a hard slap across her face. Trish returned the favor and ripped a slap across Stacy's face in return.

Stacy used her long legs and launched a kick into Trish's midsection, and then took two handfuls
of hair and started bashing Trish's face against her knee cap as she brought it straight into
Trish's nose over and over.

Blood appeared around Trish's nose as Stacy smiled with satisfaction.

STACY: Ha ha!

Trish was desperate at this point, and attempted a big haymaker at Stacy, but Stacy ducked under, grabbed Trish by the skirt and the back of her shirt, and pushed Trish roughly into the big glass mirror as it shattered on contact!

Trish fell to the ground in a heap as Stacy dusted herself off in a mocking fashion.

JOHN CENA: Ok Stacy.......that's enough!
STACY: Not yet!

Trish's face was bleeding and a tear rolled down her cheek as she crawled across the floor and
tried to get her bearings. Stacy roughly kicked her in the stomach, and then flipped her over
on her back as Stacy sat down behind her.

Stacy's skirt was ruffled and stuck very high up on her thighs as she wrapped her sexy legs
around Trish's skull. Stacy's legs trembled greatly, and her thigh muscles were flaring, as
she squeezed her legs for all she was worth with a headscissors across Trish's head.

Trish got a look of agony on her face.........as the pain from the headscissors was incredible.

STACY: I have wanted to lodge your head between these legs for a long time......this is great!

Trish coughed and sputtered as her face was starting to change color from the pain and lack of
oxygen.

STACY: Do you give?

Trish didn't say anything, as she tried to dig her nails into Stacy's legs. Stacy just amped
the pressure up, and started ripping Trish's head to the left and the right on the ground as
Trish quickly stopped trying to struggle.

A sobbing Trish then finally conceded....

TRISH: Yes! I give!

One of the largest smiles you could possibly imagine formed across Stacy's face. Stacy released
the headscissors and then mounted Trish's large chest as both of Stacy's thighs were now on each side of Trish's face as she had her locked in a facesit pin.

STACY: Now.....show all of your peers that I am the better woman. I want you to kiss each of
my thighs.

Trish suddenly started crying as the humiliation was suddenly becoming too much.

STACY: Awwwww. Don't cry. Just do as your told......or the pain is really going to start.

Trish was already in immense pain so she did as Stacy commanded, and kissed both sides of Stacy's inner thighs as she had her trapped in a facesit. Stacy then laughed, and ruffled her hair
back, and then stayed seated on Trish for quite some time as she simply stared down at her and
said nothing.

Trish's face and body was beaten up bad......as she looked up at her rival with jealously and
hate. After a short while........Stacy then closed her legs together, as Trish's face
disappeared under Stacy's meaty thighs.

STACY: I'm sick of looking at you.

Trish bucked and struggled but Stacy was squeezing the life out of Trish's head as she smothered her at the same time. Suddenly, Trish's struggles had stopped, as she had finally passed out from the torture.

Stacy got to her feet and ruffled her hair some more as she smiled at the shocked onlookers.

Vince McMahon then ran into the room........looked at Trish........and then looked at Stacy.

STACY: I'm just busy taking out the trash Mr. McMahon. You always seemed to think that Trish was tougher than me.......but I made it a point to show everyone here who the toughest and sexiest woman truly is.

Vince couldn't help but get a small smile on his face as Stacy noticed this and smiled broadly
herself.

VINCE: Maybe I was wrong. Would you like to come have a talk with me Stacy?
STACY: Absolutely!

Stacy underhooked Vince's arm as Stacy took one more look back at her defeated rival as her
fellow wrestlers looked on in shock and awe.

HULK HOGAN: Ric.....that was really hot!
RIC FLAIR: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fans!

Leave your comments and opinions on the story by clicking the "comments" button below this post!

Another Movie Catfight in 2009: Mischa Barton gets catty in a movie called Homecoming!

Mischa Barton is a smaller woman.........about the size of one Sarah Michelle Gellar.

However, if you watch the movie trailer for Homecoming.........which is coming out in 2009.......you will see very clearly that even the smaller sexy girls can kick ass if you piss them off.

This movie looks a bit like a post I just made about another movie coming out called Obsession which stars a crazy Ali Larter whose goal the whole movie is to get fresh with Beyonce Knowles boyfriend.

This movie seems to have a similar backplot.........with Mischa Barton being the crazy girl who is out to get an old high school flame intertwined tightly between her sexy hips.

Watch the trailer for Homecoming with Mischa Barton right here:

Friday, December 19, 2008

Ali Larter and Beyonce Knowles to have a catfight in the movie Obsession!

Ali Larter is a stunning..........sexy woman.

Beyonce Knowles is a stunning..........sexy woman.

Both of these stunning............sexy women will be starring in a new movie coming out soon that is called "Obsession".

(good name by the way. wink, wink)

I watched the trailer for this movie and there is indeed a catfight at the end of it. In fact, it looks pretty intense and brutal. I'm hoping the Hollywood producers get a catfight "right" for once and give us a good show!

It appears that Ali Larter is playing the bad girl in this role as she becomes "Obsessed".......hence the name of the movie.........over Beyonce's man in this film.

Ali Larter puts on some moves.............works her magic............makes Beyonce Knowles mad.............and BOOM.......we have a catfight on our hands!

Check out the trailer at the website below and see what you think for yourself.

http://filmonic.com/beyonce-vs-ali-larter

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Sultry reality TV babe Megan Hauserman and Sharon Osbourne in a Catfight?

I always found it a bit amusing that Sharon Osbourne was picked to run a show about teaching women about "class".

Sharon Osbourne is the head "teacher" on Rock of Love: Charm School on VH1

This is a woman that is married to non other than Ozzy Osbourne and is a catfighting queen in her own right. In my opinion, having a British accent does not automatically make you classy.

Despite this accusation that she is not a woman of class.....Sharon is a woman that we will probably be covering in the future.......possibly.......in our Catfight Report Hall of Fame section.

We don't care much for classy women anyhow. :)

Reports claim that there has been some catfight tension brewing on the set of Charm School.

The 56 year old hellcat seems to have a problem with super sexy 26 year old Megan Hauserman.......who has blown up the reality tv scene with her very hot body and oh so skimpy attire that she dons show after show.

Reports are saying that Megan Hauserman made a snide comment that Sharon Osbourne did not take too kindly to. It was said that Megan claimed that Sharon was famous only because she was married to a "brain dead rock star".

Reports claim Sharon rushed at Megan during a taping of Charm School and pulled Megan's long blonde hair while scratching her. Reports claim that Megan then went to the hospital and filed a report with the LAPD police department as they are now investigating this incident.

It is certainly possible that bad blood exists between these two women as Sharon had the following to say earlier this year:

"She said her ambition was to be a trophy wife. Oh God. Well she has got the brain of a peanut."

One thing I can say for certain.............is that Megan Hauserman does not have the brain of a peanut. She is smart, sexy, and calculating.........and it just so happens that some people out there are either jealous.......or simply do not appreciate........people with high octane elements such as those that Megan obviously has an abundance of.

Who would win a catfight between these two in your opinion?

Do you think that 56 year old Sharon Osbourne would win it?
Sharon Osbourne's Height: 5'2"
Sharon Osbourne's approximate Weight: 200lbs


Or do you think that 26 year old Megan Hauserman would mop the floor with Sharon?
Megan Hauserman Height: 5'9"
Megan Hauserman Approx Weight:
115lbs


Leave your comments and let us know!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Model Cindy Guyer in Courtroom Catfight with Husband's Mistress!

Have you ever heard of model Cindy Guyer?

To be honest........I have not.........until now! :)

Reports claim that she showed up in court a week or so ago to support her husband.

His name is Andrew Catapano.

Well.........things got ugly when Cindy Guyer noticed that her husband brought his mistress to the hearing, and she was sitting in the front row!

The sexy feline Cindy Guyer was obviously not having any of that!

When the court went into recess, reports claim that Cindy followed the woman into the hallway, called her a tramp, flashed her wedding ring, and then pulled the woman's hair!

Meow!

Note: The tall woman that Cindy is steamed at goes by the name of Amilina Siekluska.

Cindy Guyer did have some comments on the situation:

"I still love him," Guyer told the Daily News.

"But bringing the mistress to court while he's still married to me was tacky."

"I tapped her on the shoulder and called her a home wrecker," Guyer said. "Even if I did tug her hair a little...........what's the big deal?"


The judge obviously thought it was a big deal as he claimed if there was another outburst, the sexy Cindy Guyer would need to be removed. We think it's a big deal too, or otherwise, we would not be covering it!

We love models who like to kick ass so we will keep everyone posted if we hear anything else.

Source:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/11/30/2008-11-30_model_cindy_guyer_brawls_in_court_with_h.html

Learn more about Cindy Guyer:

http://www.cindyguyer.net/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cindy_Guyer

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Catfight and Female Wrestling Review of Story Based Websites

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A Definition of Competitive Catfighting by a guy named "Cat Daddy"

I was browsing a website called "Wild Girl Fights".

If you want to check this website out, you can do so below:
http://wildgirlfights.com/

In any case, there is an article up by someone who goes by the name of "Cat Daddy".

Cat Daddy laid down his thoughts on what constitutes a competitive catfight, and put a lot of verbage into his article.

Go ahead and check things out.......and see if you agree or disagree with his assessments.

CLICK HERE TO READ THE ARTICLE

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